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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 12:58pm On Aug 29, 2013
Sunny_bobo:

Nice one oga Ibori. My great grandmother for you to disvirgin.

You are karid.
undecided undecided
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by jamesibor: 1:07pm On Aug 29, 2013
Sunny_bobo:

Nice one oga Ibori. My great grandmother for you to disvirgin.

You are karid.

Biko kwa! When shall it become?

Dodorima for you oga Sunny_bobo. Any attempted attempt by any MOD to Dele Giwa your moniker, may their case be d case of Gen. Sani Abacha who could not dy/dx between an opeke and an apple poison.

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Sunnybobo3(m): 1:11pm On Aug 29, 2013
james_ibor:

Biko kwa! When shall it become?

Dodorima for you oga Sunny_bobo. Any attempted attempt by any MOD to Dele Giwa your moniker, may their case be d case of Gen. Sani Abacha who could not dy/dx between an opeke and an apple poison.

Isee!

Good morning house. What's your take on the stealing of crude oil which is currently depleting our national revenue? Who is really responsible for the theft?

Me dey suspect seriously say oga Tony Anenih know where d oil dey go.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 1:16pm On Aug 29, 2013
Sunny_bobo:

Isee!

Good morning house. What's your take on the stealing of crude oil which is currently depleting our national revenue? Who is really responsible for the theft?

Me dey suspect seriously say oga Tony Anenih know where d oil dey go.
What a silly question! who is stealing the oil if not the Retardeen and Dieziani?
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Iykopee(m): 1:20pm On Aug 29, 2013
i burst into the akungele aka NL, like the dramatic stowaway boy hopin to make his way to yankee ova nite, only to find himself in lasgidi like d wanderers of tilapia in highly confused arrangement, i say welldone to pallies in here..its me, iykopee aka ikechukwu, the igbo man who accidentally found himself in rivers state, not by my making but reasons beyond ma wildest imagination. Pls waiter, pass me 2 bottles of star with a plate of fresh fish pepper soup FAST.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 1:20pm On Aug 29, 2013
am enjoyin dz room

Olapade z my name,i was born in ilesa osun sta,i love pretty gals,am a chelsea fan 2 d core...though ma mum ve a resteaurant and bar,i dnt drink nor smoke

I do wif malt n cat fish pepper soup prepared by my mum...i ll lyk 2 be employ as a bar man
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 2:53pm On Aug 29, 2013
Ojukwu was a good man is MANHOOD lives on

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 3:00pm On Aug 29, 2013
Iykopee: i burst into the akungele aka NL, like the dramatic stowaway boy hopin to make his way to yankee ova nite, only to find himself in lasgidi like d wanderers of tilapia in highly confused arrangement, i say welldone to pallies in here..its me, iykopee aka ikechukwu, the igbo man who accidentally found himself in rivers state, not by my making but reasons beyond ma wildest imagination. Pls waiter, pass me 2 bottles of star with a plate of fresh fish pepper soup FAST.
d gods re wise .4 u com prostrate straight 2 d gods n not trying 2 paragulate in d ways of atete atete, may walk n not stumble, even if u stumble, may u stumble ontop of okpekes on NL, may u not b like dele giwa who cud not differential btw a love letter n a letter bomb. Owowo tiowooooo.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by since1914(m): 5:21pm On Aug 29, 2013
naijababe:

I am not so sure, what is considered a healthy mixed economy of China today was driven mostly by Deng Xiaoping and to some extent by Chairman Mao. The former saw the need to move away from hardcore communism as you put it. Russia is still bogged down by it, in fact if not for their military might, they'd be inconsequential in the grand scheme of things.

I honestly don't think we understand the responsibilities of being in power in Africa, we seem to be only enamoured by the trappings and the largesse we can corner for ourselves.


Yes I agree with you but, in terms of ideology, China still insists it is a communist state, but in actual practice what we see everyday is that they are sliding daily into a Capitalist state. But my suspicion is that they have deliberately kept the 'communist' facade so that they can easily crush dissidents and pro-democracy campaigners without attracting much attention.

Surprising Russia is a lot more capitalist in practice than most outsiders know. Having observed things up close there for a while, I have come to conclude that the country is only taking on the persona of the man in charge at any given time. Remember when Medvedev was President (even though Putin still pulled the strings a little) somehow there was a semblance of decorum in Russia and it was easier for the West to deal with Russia. But now that Putin is fully in charge again as President, it is evident that his utterances and posture are still reminiscent of the days of Stalin. I think he is also doing that to keep political opponents under his grip.

About whether we understand the responsibilities of being in power in Africa; I think most of our leaders are simply too mentally lazy to to think beyond their pot bellies. Some of these guys in government have never even held a good job in their life before. I know people who went straight from Student Union politics to become Councillors and from there kept going up the political ladder without ever having to earn a single 'private' kobo in their life. They see nothing outside politics so they simply grab everything within reach, including government cutleries and kitchen utensils (by the way, I am not exaggerating).

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Garrithe1st: 6:42pm On Aug 29, 2013
Sunny_bobo:

Isee!

Good morning house. What's your take on the stealing of crude oil which is currently depleting our national revenue? Who is really responsible for the theft?

Me dey suspect seriously say oga Tony Anenih know where d oil dey go.

Do you need a soothsayer to tell you that Jonathan is the one behind crude oil theft??

Abi make we still blame Buhari for this one??
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by bokohalal(m): 11:45pm On Aug 29, 2013
I hope this bar dey sell everything because I no dey carry one waka.Wetin my Italo sistas dey do na small tin.Gidigidi,I dey. Muemmuen,I dey. Sofa beta comot for inside.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:02am On Aug 30, 2013
Iykopee: i burst into the akungele aka NL, like the dramatic stowaway boy hopin to make his way to yankee ova nite, only to find himself in lasgidi like d wanderers of tilapia in highly confused arrangement, i say welldone to pallies in here..its me, iykopee aka ikechukwu, the igbo man who accidentally found himself in rivers state, not by my making but reasons beyond ma wildest imagination. Pls waiter, pass me 2 bottles of star with a plate of fresh fish pepper soup FAST.
2 bottles of star coming
oga, hope say u get money for the beer way u dey other so grin the one way u dey stowaway anyhow, no free beer eh grin
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:04am On Aug 30, 2013
berem: What a silly question! who is stealing the oil if not the Retardeen and Dieziani?
. can u proof this?
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Garrithe1st: 5:10am On Aug 30, 2013
9jadelta: . can u proof this?

Proof = Noun

Prove = Verb

You dey "down" monkey-tail for dream??

grin grin

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 6:59am On Aug 30, 2013
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Anuoluwap(m): 7:19am On Aug 30, 2013
@mods my topic is toping d trending list. Hope it gets to fp. Hahaha
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by fitzmayowa: 7:43am On Aug 30, 2013
Garri the 1st:

Proof = Noun

Prove = Verb

You dey "down" monkey-tail for dream??

grin grin

Falls from chair...LMAO
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 8:45am On Aug 30, 2013
Ehm Ehm Ehm.....

OAM4J Baba Oloti.....Na u i come see first

.....before i can joko to discuss & take any drink/food for here, na ur co-shairmen Afam/Sexkill for this joint i wan make una help me talk sense for them head. The way they handle Oga-on-top Seun's business no dey make sense ooooo & that thing dey piss me & others off. Before u no know anything , we customers go vex , & ur Oga business go just pafuka b'cos of say him go use omo-nna head bar.

Politics is for the open-hearted & un-biased to moderate. If na to dey show crase every now and then sabi do, pls why not help una bar customers raise the issue urself with Seun for Moderators Section before we begin break bottles na?....
..
...Ah, alaye , U don fall ur customers hand BIG TIME with this una Maradona style of Moderation for this bar....I DEY TELL U!!! If the matter pass una hand, make ur customers know na!!! ..... And if u know say u fit show some muscle make things no continue bad for una customers & eventually Seun himself, tell us & DO SOMETHING NA!!!!!! ...abi.. undecided



...so OAM4J Baba Oloti, i beg oooo, no be shakara i do oooooo!!! .. ...
You fit reply me sha (if you wish)!


SO WETIN DEY GROUND FOR UNA CUSTOMER NA?...

...but wait ooo, na HEINEKEN me i prefer sha...because me I BE CHAMPION grin .

...abeg with pepper soup ooo! angry
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Sunnybobo3(m): 9:00am On Aug 30, 2013
Garri the 1st:

Proof = Noun

Prove = Verb

You dey "down" monkey-tail for dream??

grin grin

Monkey tail is the exclusive preserve of Ekiti state. For 9jadelta, na Sapele water.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 9:03am On Aug 30, 2013
eggheaders:


sure quality of life in those clime is second to non in the world. With all the economic meltdown thing finland, sweden and norway are still having it good but what your take on critics of socialism who always bring the point that it breeds dictators as leaders.


Eggy Baba , So u too come take something for body here grin....... abeg shop knuckle jare!!

*grabs a seat with speed & sits down with eggheaders*

..But wait oo, Eggy baba, dont u think that Socialism cheats the hardworking in the society?... Lets put aside the fact that it breeds Dictators, do u know that most socialist countries discourages foreign & local investors because of the nature of its practise ,which indirectly influences the economy?........
ok, lemme pause a bit. Whatcha say on that?




*berem, I DEY WAIT FOR MY CHAMPION DRINK & Pepper Soup OOOO*
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Garrithe1st: 10:24am On Aug 30, 2013
Sunny_bobo:

Monkey tail is the exclusive preserve of Ekiti state. For 9jadelta, na Sapele water.

See dis guy!!

You Don enter the streets of Warri, Effurun, Ughelli etc. Come see where men, women and children dey down this thing as if na coke or fanta...

grin grin grin
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:45am On Aug 30, 2013
Garri the 1st:

Proof = Noun

Prove = Verb

You dey "down" monkey-tail for dream??

grin grin
lol ok

can you prove it? grin grin

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Yeske2(m): 12:41pm On Aug 30, 2013
Wetin dem dis one dey make noise about sef, mstcheeew!
Barman, two alomo here abeg.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by feelamong(m): 1:21pm On Aug 30, 2013
Chai!!! Nna memmm…oga OMAJ, so na here you come hide all this while wey I dey find you..

Nna eh the sun outside no easy at all!! I don waka tire for this warf looking for where to chop!

Anyway na me be FEELAMONG.. yes.. a hard core Igbo man, a trader, clearing agent, importer and exporter, manufacturer and even distributor..I be correct socialist and an enthusiast for positive change for this obodo Naija..

Yes am not your average good for nothing PDP apologist!

Abeg bar man… na wetin I do you naa? No be the same bar wey others come me I follow come?
Nna abeg arrange the correct cold star for me!! If you also get Moet bring am come.. eji m ego!! Onwero ihe na eme!! Chai!!
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by jurykoko(m): 3:02pm On Aug 30, 2013
As any one really know what is currently happening in anabra state, between the. people decomcratics party and christ uba!, I really want to be sure if they. Have iron out there difference
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 3:10pm On Aug 30, 2013
jurykoko: As any one really know what is currently happening in anabra state, between the. people decomcratics party and christ uba!, I really want to be sure if they. Have iron out there difference
mk orda b4 we answer u.
Declare 4 men jor
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 3:13pm On Aug 30, 2013
Yeske!:
Wetin dem dis one dey make noise about sef, mstcheeew!
Barman, two alomo here abeg.
mk dem add straw join 2 sip am
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by bokohalal(m): 5:17pm On Aug 30, 2013
I fit buy for credit? Wen dem pay me I pay you.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 5:30pm On Aug 30, 2013
All entitis and karid fellows may we walk and never stumble may we continue to gyrate till pastor chris becomes an alhaji. The gods are wise
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Garrithe1st: 5:48pm On Aug 30, 2013
jurykoko: As any one really know what is currently happening in anabra state, between the. people decomcratics party and christ uba!, I really want to be sure if they. Have iron out there difference

Bar-man I hope say you dey see ur handwork......

grin grin
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Omen100(m): 6:07pm On Aug 30, 2013
My people, none of you guys will believe this but then, I just have to drop this information while I sip my bottle of Alomo bitters because the truth is really bitter.

"On my way to this our bar, I passed through Aso-rock villas & saw something that caught my attention & I was so amazed that madam 1st was sitting bt the veranda & she was heavily pregnant, bar-man abeg replace my bottle

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