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A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by nonsonnamani: 1:55pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Dear Cindy, I would have really really loved to start this letter by calling you your native name, I just love that name - reminds me of another girl I once tripped for in secondary school, she wasn't as gorgeous as you though - the name is only what you two have in common. But I know how much you hate been called Ogechukwu and so I will just have to stick with Cindy. So... Dear Cindy, the first time I saw you my heart skipped a beat...then another beat till I thought I was going to die. It wasn't skipping beats because of how pretty you were, I mean - you are as pretty as hell. Even blind people know that. But that wasn't why my heart was jumping like a butterfly when I saw you. *sighs* My love, it was because I looked and saw that what you had on your head was a long brazilian hair - the long one, not cut and join. And the bag that hung across your shoulder was a chanel bag. It made my mind fly, I swear to God. The stuff you were putting on looked like Gucci or Armani, I can't really tell - I just know it was a designers something. I mean, here I was - smitten and dazzled by your looks. But one look at you just read: "no go area for broke niggers, please try again never". I would have made a move on you that day if not that what I had in my pocket, home and abroad, was just 1k that I borrowed from Mike and, my love, I wanted to use that money for something very important. Not as if it would have done any good sha, I would have burnt it all for you right there and then. But what will 1k do kwanu? So that day I let you be, thinking of making a move on you was starting to make me feel like somebody was pressing my chest biko, so I turned and ran. But the devil can be wicked sometimes. The next day you showed up again looking like a designers something and so I say to myself: "dude, this is destiny, go for this babe" So I walk up to you, trembling like a fish because unlike yesterday I had nothing in my wallet today; except 150 naira - although the bulge of my wallet showed in the front of my trousers it was just that way because I had been stuffing complimentary cards into the poor thing - yes my love, I saw how you looked at it that day, na card full am. So when I started talking to you and I managed to make you laugh I would have sworn your laughter was designers too. Then when we were done you told me to come and see you to the Taxi Park outside. My love, at the mention of Taxi Park, my mind flew away. Yes o, it flew Taxi Park? Jesus! I mean, I'm a broke nigger - I don't have a car and you understood. But I knew you won't understand if I can't afford to pay for your Taxi. Because, let's face the fact, I knew why you wanted me to see you off to the Taxi park wasn't because you like my company (for where?). I knew it was because you wanted me to pay the Cab man. And so I had told you that, although it for sweet me die to see you to the Taxi park, I can't see you off because I was waiting for someone (shameless broke guy like me *sighs*). Yes, I'm still ashamed of myself for lying a broke ass nigger lie. When, I called you the next day - you hadn't saved my number and so I had to explain myself all over again, something told me that if you had saved it you wouldn't have picked that call. You didn't recall who I was sha, till I reminded you I was "the guy who didn't see you to the park" Of which you said; "Oh. You". And I must have sworn there was disdain in your voice, the same way someone would have regarded a mosquitoe he missed when he tried to clap it to death. But today I was prepared. You see, I had borrowed about 5k from Joe because I wanted to treat you like a queen you were. And so I ask you out for a date and you agreed. I don't know why. But you agreed. So I take you out and I order soft drinks and meat pie for the both of us. When I was ordering it I knew it was a big mistake, right from the moment I opened my mouth and asked the waitress to bring it over - Meat pie and Soft drinks, for a designers babe like you. While the couple in the next table were eating KFC chicken? But you see, I wanted to make sure you go home in a taxi and so I was keeping the rest of the money for the taxi man. But you gave me that look, like I was a stingy guy or something. Lol, me. stingy? My dreams has always been to give the women in my life the best things money can buy. My mum, my sisters and you - the best things money can buy without any restrain. But I'm a broke guy and I can't afford those things...yet. So I try to have conversations with you, to try and use my sense of humor to give you a good time. But for where? The look on your face said it all: "dude, you are dry, take me out of here - you meatpie buying piece of sh*t" So as I throw dry jokes upon dry jokes at you, I finally give up, saw you to the taxi park and paid 3k for you to be transported home. Then I used the remaining 250 on me to take a bus. It's been 1 week after that day and you haven't been picking your calls. It's fine sha, I won't call again. But you see, I can't help been broke now - but I will see what I can do about it. Though, I'm realising it's not your kind I want in my life now. I want she who will accept me for who I am now, then when I start getting small small changes - I am going to turn her, gradually, into a designers woman like you. Just thought I should say this to you though. I'm sorry for being broke. Yours Faithfully... The broke guy who had a crush on you. Source: www.facebook.com/x4unites 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by Greatomotoy: 1:56pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
ok |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by iceberylin(m): 1:59pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Quality attracts quality |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by Dopeyomi(m): 2:00pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Hmmmmm |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by holatin(m): 2:01pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
it funny learn from it. if you are too materialistic, guy that love you may not ask you out. and at the end of the day, you settle for money without love and everlasting happiness. 2 Likes |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by Tallesty1(m): 2:02pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Wetin person wey no get shi shi wan do with woman is what I don't understand sha...... 1 Like |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by Eberex(m): 2:03pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Your being broke was a blessing to avoid terrible things yet to come from dating her 1 Like |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by FLAWLES(f): 2:11pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
This guy na Williams Shakespeare |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by sheedy407(m): 2:15pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
I think I have to come out d real me to the lady I have a crush on recently so she should kno how totally broke I am and den many consider me |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by mimiejacobz(f): 2:24pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Tis story abi na letter long o |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by kullozone(m): 2:24pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
thank God for me life oh! |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by Mprex(f): 2:29pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Eiyaaaa Op sorry ehn. When next you see "designer girl", just cross to the other side of the road keep your face straight and continue moving. Dont look @ her direction a second time, you hear? |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by saintvc(m): 2:34pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Women wahala |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by woky: 2:39pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Tallesty1:I tire o!! Make he leave goat go fine yam; if he get yam, goat go come with out bn called |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by bollyzeez(m): 3:03pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
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Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by dechandel(f): 3:15pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Take heart Oluwa is involved E go better |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by whirlwind7(m): 3:28pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
The bitter truth is that those kind of girls are from very wretched background. They try to cover up their insecurities with such a facade. They feel they need to prove themselves to one and all. They got nothing to offer. Even if you were a rich guy, don't waste your time with those kinda girls. When they gradually get used to the level of comfort your money can afford, they start looking for a bigger catch. Did you for a moment think she bought that Brazilian mop on her head, the shoes and bags from doing a decent job? 1 Like |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by AJ01(m): 3:41pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
nonsonnamani:Ok |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by Youngzedd(m): 3:45pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
This is too long. I thought love letter is always short |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by Nobody: 3:58pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
How. |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by Nobody: 4:05pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Op do money ritual you go get money Then -----u----know----the---rest----. |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by Kolade9(m): 4:28pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
And you think the crush will settle down and read this long note |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by Nobody: 5:31pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Tallesty1: You're kidding right ? And to think peeps here say you make good comments |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by Nobody: 5:35pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
whirlwind7: In most cases this is true |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by Tallesty1(m): 5:52pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
neoapocalypse:Somebody that do not have shi shi should not be talking or thinking about women and relationship. He should be thinking about his life and what he should do to better his future. Relationship waste one's time and time is money, hope you know that? Broke guys that date always come out heart-broken and frustrated. 2 Likes |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by Phemmy99(m): 6:16pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
AJ01:you quoted the whole post just to say.... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by Tonydeeb(m): 6:58pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Phemmy99:Abi na... Stupidity of the highest order... |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by Nobody: 7:19pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Tallesty1: It's obvious you don't know what a relationship is all about 1 Like |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by Tallesty1(m): 7:48pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
neoapocalypse:Maybe. But I'm sure of one thing at least. I don't lie to myself. |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by simdam500(m): 7:59pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
op u think everyone has that time to read news abi... the worst part if it is that the same designer babe u are writing these to doesn't understand engrish |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by Nobody: 8:00pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Tallesty1: Good you're truthful to yourself but the essence of a relationship is not all about money , sadly the Nigerian relationship can't survive without money. And apologies for my initial comment , now that I look at it I see it was a lit bit frontal |
Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by AJ01(m): 9:10pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Phemmy99:to say OK |
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