just 5hrs? well very easy, i would invest the money into forex trading, with , 88b dollars, i can drive the market to any direction for few minutes and would end up with half of that money as profit within an hour before returning it.

hahahahahahahahahahahahah

bwuahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah!!!!

If person wan know those wey d ROYAL BLUE-BLOOD LINE OF OLE dey their body, na for hiaaa person go easily pick em out from some of dem post hiaaa!!!!!

O boy ehnn!!! Me? Ah go develop muchauson syndrome immediately  

Hmmm! $88 billion,i go just hang myself

Funny Post

I don't think l would do anything about it

being the richest man in the world for 5 hrs. The shortest reign of the richest man in the world.

Instant and unexpected riches often end in disasters. And taking money that doesn't belong to you comes to no good. You guys can read this story to understand what I mean:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100402/tuk-man-ruined-by-9m-lotto-win-dies-6323e80.html

But then of course you're all joking right? I believe like good Nigerians you'll all instantly alert your bankers on your new financial status?!

88bn?omg!talk abt me doin a michael scofield/houdini combo, i'l b lng gone b4 dey knw it!

that man Bleep up, i go comot half of the money

seunniji:

that man bleep up, i go comot half of the money

You would go to jail then period. I read this news this morning at work and for sure SunTrust really messed up.

ol boy eh. . . see money
a pity he couldn't touch or smell it

RecentPost: Hmmm! $88 billion,i go just hang myself

it's dat ur final ansa , u can do berra than dis

Can you imagine the dude even had the guts to call the bank for a transfer!

For money wey him no work for? Tomorrow when he gets scammed due to his greed, some white booty lickers will be defending his cause while he plays the victim.Imagine what would have happened if he had succeeded in making some online purchases.More than a few people would have lost their jobs all because of his greed.

Rubbish!

IF NA ME OH, THE BANK WILL NEVER MAKE SUCH MISTAKE AGAIN IN THIER LIFE.
HA BILLION OF DOLLARS,

First thing to do is initiate wire to offshore bank accounts I can setup over phone with ready contacts. ,  Swiss, China, Dubai, Moscow & Panama accounts.  Leave the USA and then  think about what to do

Though i think its a publicity stunt by SUNTRUST!!!!. The account is being monitored fucking PR fuckers

I'll call my lawyer sue the bank for giving me a heart attack, and demand that the bank say a billion dollars for damages caused. This is the best thing to do!

I think nigerian politicians should answer this, they are professionals in this kind of deal

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Hmmm! $88 billion,i go just hang myself

You are what I called a complex soul but seriously 88 billion, I would be dumbfounded
for weeks

I will trade with it that 5 hours period and make real money that i can keep for myself

tEsLim:

First thing to do is initiate wire to offshore bank accounts I can setup over phone with ready contacts. ,  Swiss, China, Dubai, Moscow & Panama accounts.  Leave the USA and then  think about what to do

Though i think its a publicity stunt by SUNTRUST!!!!. The account is being monitored bleeping PR fuckers

Really? Wire transfer? Leave what you see on movies, electronic wire transfers depending on the bank, federal wire guidelines and the amount being transferred, it takes at least 72hrs for your wire to be completed even with all your contacts.

Mobinga:

I'll call my lawyer sue the bank for giving me a heart attack, and demand that the bank say a billion dollars for damages caused. This is the best thing to do!

This is funny? What U.S. district judge would grant you $1 million let alone a billion? Heart attack? come up with something better, besides no one just has sudden attack without prior diagnosed symptoms. Trust me if u had a sudden heart attack, you would be at the emergency room.

Some people are writing that they would take off with the money, yet, arent they the same ones who would boldly condemn corruption in Nigeria?

Ndipe:

Some people are writing that they would take off with the money, yet, arent they the same ones who would boldly condemn corruption in Nigeria?

omo dis one no be corruption na blessing caused by bank error.
as for me,i will carter away with 15% of d money and get d hell out of d bank vicinity at once

5hrs riches, gone too soon!

$ 88 Billion
I will be the richest man in Nigeria leaving Mike Adenuga and Dangote Behind within that five hours after converting it to Nigeria currency

rascalo:

$ 88 Billion
I will be the richest man in Nigeria leaving Mike Adenuga and Dangote Behind within that five hours after converting it to Nigeria currency

U are day dreaming

to be a millionaire, dream like a millionaire!

I will first of all quit Nairaland

The truth is that, one will not be able to think well for that 5hrs except you know it will happen.

chamotex:

I will first of all quit Nairaland

where will you be doing your posting next? on 'dollarland'?

I will die

George_D:

where will you be doing your posting next? on 'dollarland'?

Better yet BillionDollarLand

keep dreaming friend. you might just wake up to find its true!

How come nobody is mentioning they'd pay tithe;
they'd buy a house and a car for their G.O?etc