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Marital Laws by BillGatesFan(m): 9:47am On May 29, 2007
Once upon a time,a newly wedded disciple asked his Guru,

" How many times should I have sex with my wife?"

"You must not allow semen to flow more than once in your lifetime," the Guru replied.

"But thats impossible!" The disciple said, "Impossible!"

"Yes, materially speaking, that is so," said the Guru,"but with the help of GOD and the spiritual master, all things are possible."

"But only once," The disciple lamented."Why, I should have never married!"

Seeing that his disciple was becoming very morose,the Guru said,"well,considering that this is the Dark Age of Kali, the very utmost that can be allowed is once a month. Sex should take place when the woman is most fertile,in order to beget progeny. more than once a month will kill your spiritual life."END

Now fellow brother and sisters in the house, I ask you all today,girls can you marry such a man that can only touch you once a month? and Men can you be seeing your beautiful woman everyday and control yourself to follow such rule?

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