oloriooko:
OP you be seasoned comedian walahi
You crack me up good, BAT, Arsenal, chop rice for morning, village people etc all combined in your comedic well articulated piece
enjoy your stay, doors will open for you, the sky is wide enough for all


U never talk about right hand drive vehicles, crossing roads looking right contrary to 9ja way of croosing road

I am happy my thread has put smiles on people, including you.

Lots of cultural shocking moments. But the thread is complete 😁

Lexusgs430:



We would see how long, this your steam of energy would sustain you....... We have seen/watched them, come and go........

You would not be the first, nor the last....... Enjoy your one minute of perceived fame/joblessness.......

UK go humble you........ 🤣😂

Go rest. I shine bright and enjoy God’s help.

UK humble you no apply to me. My background and pursuit don already humble me. uk na soft 😁

Agbaya, oya go rest.

omoyeni37:
I celebrate you op, congratulations.

thanks for celebrating

Lexusgs430:



Remain youtube/tiktok..... We know say you go soon begin vlog...... '' My life in the UK '' or '' Best way to japa ''......Emdee Tiamiyu own go be child's play...... 🤣😝

Agbaya 😁😁

Aremu01:

Keep your hatred and bitterness to yourself man.
It won't kill you to be happy for him

It's not hatred or bitterness It's pure jealousy

How nosy people didn't stop you because of your baby is what I find almost unbelievable. Just to ordinary carry my baby across road go buy gala na so almost 3 people stop me dey ask weda I kidnap am.

[quote author=gmacnoms post=123374058]Go rest. I shine bright and enjoy God’s help.

UK humble you no apply to me. My background and pursuit don already humble me. uk na soft

Lexusgs430:


If he fails, it would not be my doing........ I no be senior man, but a humble man..... 😂

You be agbaya. It’s because I told you a hard truth that nobody was telling you, hence your pain

Agbaya, I don already succeed 😁

Rest

gmacnoms:
As we board, and flight take off, na so I begin expect the food parry again, because I was hungry. Na so the thing begin delay o. My eye come dey wan turn me. And you know a hungry man is an angry man.

Hunger and anger go together. Na so I ask air hostess (these people fine kpa). Dia skin eh? Very very clean girls.

Anyways, at that point, they became ugly in my eyes because, omo , the hunger was real and my son was hungry too. I couldn’t buy anything in Doha because I no wan give my village people single space to exploit. I fit go find food, make plane go. I no trust my village people at all

hahahahah LWKMD

yommitte007:
You don't have to post all this to the world sir. I have been in the UK since a long time and the world doesn't know. Be prepared for the roughness. Warehouse jobs and stupid care jobs. Be prepared for 3 months of regret sir. You will wish u hadn't come.

You've been in the UK since Adam was driven out of the garden of Eden yet you no regret and run come back Bala Blu. But you believe he will regret his own. For person wey dey so prepared? Abi you think say na wake up and see this movement be to am?


Oga go rest abeg.

gmacnoms:
The air hostess ask me wetin I want. I responded with “hot chocolate” , because my wife don tell me say our tea (bournvita, milo and milk, etc) na hot chocolate them Dey call am outside balablue.

Na so babe say no “hot chocolate”. Haaaaa!!!!

Na so I say oya give me that thing you are sharing. She couldn’t understand. I had to point to someone close to me having the something, because I cared not. Sha ko wa, whatever it was.

Na so babe asked “you mean coffee?” Na so I halla “Yes”, coffee. Na so we take settle that one.


As she give me coffee, na I say “oya give me d oda one”. Babe looked confused. I had to point to another person eating the thing. And she asked “you want sandwich?” Aunty, oya “EGBE KINIYEN WA, EMILOKAN”. At that moment, I Understood Asiwaju’s plight

When I collected the sandwich and coffee. It felt like I won a trophy that arsenal couldn’t.

Even my son was so happy and proud of me, when he saw me returning with trophies.

I no even remember to snap until I finish am.

you are just a comedian , walahi, even my kids cant stop laughing

Lexusgs430:


If he fails, it would not be my doing........ I no be senior man, but a humble man..... 😂

You no humble anything. You're pained because you thought he was jobless and had no plans for life. Now it has dawned on you that he's about robbing shoulders with y'all the thing come dey pain your blokos.

Like he said... Oga Ade abeg rest. Leave our man alone.

Ladymillion:
hahahahah LWKMD

I am glad it made you laugh

tojahh:


You no humble anything. You're pained because you thought he was jobless and had no plans for life. Now it has dawned on you that he's about robbing shoulders with y'all the thing come dey pain your blokos.

Like he said... Oga Ade abeg rest. Leave our man alone.

Another troll...... The air wey hin go breath, food wey hin go chop, drink wey hin go drink and space wey hin go occupy......... Does not affect my ministry.......

This your typical Nigerian mindset, is why people like you....... Would remain stunted...... 😉🤣😂

Ladymillion:
you are just a comedian , walahi, even my kids cant stop laughing

awwww 🤗. My regards to them

gmacnoms:
Thanks for the advice.. I shed tears today when we went out for a walk and shopping. I was deeply pained because "why my country no fit be like this". I swear for the politicians today and also prayed Nigeria gets better. It really saddened my heart knowing that my country is in the state it is, while another country is living this good

Bro don't cry.
That england wey u de see is made up of the wealth of over 50 countries. Their kings over the years used to invade and plunder the resources of weaker nations and carry them to that tiny engeland

gmacnoms:
Na so the hostess tell me say they’ll Serve children first. Me wey be children of God, I say oya serve children. At least, my son Dey hungry.

Na here wahala start.

Na so she tell me different food options wey I nor know. Me sha say, “bring the first one”, whatever it is 😏

Na so dem bring things wey me and my son no understand.

We couldn’t eat the main meal. We just ate the fruits

Na bush boy you be!😊😇😄😃🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️Shebi na broccoli be that on top starch swallow! Just put am for mouth close eye swallow am reach London go
Vomit am!🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

LalaSnakeLala:
How nosy people didn't stop you because of your baby is what I find almost unbelievable. Just to ordinary carry my baby across road go buy gala na so almost 3 people stop me dey ask weda I kidnap am.

lmao

tojahh:


You've been in the UK since Adam was driven out of the garden of Eden yet you no regret and run come back Bala Blu. But you believe he will regret his own. For person wey dey so prepared? Abi you think say na wake up and see this movement be to am?


Oga go rest abeg.

no mind am
If it’s full of regret he should come back home naa
The fact his is filled with regret doesn’t mean the op own would reflect same thing
All this negative energy sef

zoedew:

Na bush boy you be!😊😇😄😃🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️Shebi na broccoli be that on top starch swallow! Just put am for mouth close eye swallow am reach London go
Vomit am!🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

I local o. The thing no just compatible with me at all

gmacnoms:
E never Dey talk well . Just mama, dada, and a few other words. But you could see the joy and excitement in his eyes.

im so happy for you
God keep and preserve you and your beautiful family
Remain blessed

gmacnoms:
Thanks for the advice.. I shed tears today when we went out for a walk and shopping. I was deeply pained because "why my country no fit be like this". I swear for the politicians today and also prayed Nigeria gets better. It really saddened my heart knowing that my country is in the state it is, while another country is living this good

Almost every one experiences this shock when they travel. Mine was how smooth the road is when we journeyed the night we arrived.
I doubt if Nigeria CN ever get there. It's not a day or a years job

yommitte007:
You don't have to post all this to the world sir. I have been in the UK since a long time and the world doesn't know. Be prepared for the roughness. Warehouse jobs and stupid care jobs. Be prepared for 3 months of regret sir. You will wish u hadn't come.

So most people think everybody are bound to suffer... MY BROTHER S..H..I..F..T!!!. Nonsense!

caandi:
im so happy for you
God keep and preserve you and your beautiful family
Remain blessed

Thank you very much

Amen to the prayers ☺️

Aremu01:

Almost every one experiences this shock when they travel. Mine was how smooth the road is when we journeyed the night we arrived.
I doubt if Nigeria CN ever get there. It's not a day or a years job

Asin eh? One would almost doubt Nigeria can get to this level

No go grant interview say we nigerians just wan come UK bring other family members as well abeg o

gmacnoms:
I’ll continue from where I stopped.

Omo, I slept so sweet eh? No noise from one church wey near me , always doing vigil all day of the year (except Sundays). I’m not exaggerating


Took this picture at 9pm from England 😎

An interesting thread. Are you in London or in the Manchester area?

yommitte007:
You don't have to post all this to the world sir. I have been in the UK since a long time and the world doesn't know. Be prepared for the roughness. Warehouse jobs and stupid care jobs. Be prepared for 3 months of regret sir. You will wish u hadn't come.

Leave am bros. E never still understand. Let him be happy with his ignorance. I wish him all the best though

Bros I go do like you someday. Aje. Mean while the way armed robbers dey take gun people down for Iyano school here these days no be hear. Yesterday night na so them noise one bobo to death because of bike.

TheMaharajah:
Bros I go do like you someday. Aje. Mean while the way armed robbers dey take gun people down for Iyano school here these days no be hear. Yesterday night na so them noise one bobo to death because of bike.

That should be ibadan if I guess right? Ibadan wey I dey plan move to sometimes soon don dey turn another Lagos state..