gmacnoms:
The air hostess ask me wetin I want. I responded with “hot chocolate” , because my wife don tell me say our tea (bournvita, milo and milk, etc) na hot chocolate them Dey call am outside balablue.

Na so babe say no “hot chocolate”. Haaaaa!!!!

Na so I say oya give me that thing you are sharing. She couldn’t understand. I had to point to someone close to having the something, because I cared not. Sha ko wa, whatever it was.

Na so babe asked “you mean coffee?” Na so I halla “Yes”, coffee. Na so we take settle that one.


As she give me coffee, na I say “oya give me d oda one”. Babe looked confused. I had to point to another person eating the thing. And she asked “you want sandwich?” Aunty, oya “EGBE KINIYEN WA, EMILOKAN”. At that moment, I Understood Asiwaju’s plight

When I collected the sandwich and coffee. It felt like I won a trophy that arsenal couldn’t.

Even my son was so happy and proud of me, when he saw me returning with trophies.

Emmex45:
Baba
I day enjoy your thread wella.
I go day follow you anywhere you go

gmacnoms:
The air hostess ask me wetin I want. I responded with “hot chocolate” , because my wife don tell me say our tea (bournvita, milo and milk, etc) na hot chocolate them Dey call am outside balablue.

Na so babe say no “hot chocolate”. Haaaaa!!!!

Na so I say oya give me that thing you are sharing. She couldn’t understand. I had to point to someone close to me having the something, because I cared not. Sha ko wa, whatever it was.

Na so babe asked “you mean coffee?” Na so I halla “Yes”, coffee. Na so we take settle that one.


As she give me coffee, na I say “oya give me d oda one”. Babe looked confused. I had to point to another person eating the thing. And she asked “you want sandwich?” Aunty, oya “EGBE KINIYEN WA, EMILOKAN”. At that moment, I Understood Asiwaju’s plight

When I collected the sandwich and coffee. It felt like I won a trophy that arsenal couldn’t.

Even my son was so happy and proud of me, when he saw me returning with trophies.

I no even remember to snap until I finish am.

This had me laughing like a f.ucking loon

ourunivibes:


Man you funny die 🤣 😂 i wish i can like it more than once

Adranidoo:
This had me laughing like a f.ucking loon

gmacnoms:
Aunty, oya “EGBE KINIYEN WA, EMILOKAN”. At that moment, I Understood Asiwaju’s plight

gmacnoms:
Na so we became 5 minutes from landing.

At this point, It dawned on me that local man don see another continent and I became more grateful to God again for the opportunities. Couldn’t snap because I wasn’t close to the window


Next stop was immigration. The man asked me if I’d be returning to town hall. I almost ask am “why”

Anyways, I did not spend up to 3 minutes with him and he stamped.

We got to baggage reclaim and out to see mama.

DenreleDave:


Your wife already went ahead of you right?bcox I no see am at all for this thread

gmacnoms:
I’ll continue from where I stopped.

Omo, I slept so sweet eh? No noise from one church wey near me , always doing vigil all day of the year (except Sundays). I’m not exaggerating


Took this picture at 9pm from England 😎

clericuzzio:



If 9pm could be this clear, 12midnight go be like 7pm for naija

gmacnoms:
Na so we became 5 minutes from landing.

At this point, It dawned on me that local man don see another continent and I became more grateful to God again for the opportunities. Couldn’t snap because I wasn’t close to the window


Next stop was immigration. The man asked me if I’d be returning to town hall. I almost ask am “why”

Anyways, I did not spend up to 3 minutes with him and he stamped.

We got to baggage reclaim and out to see mama.

gmacnoms:
We flexed food left and right. Drinks yapa. Shekpe o, sugar o, gbogboyen, gbogboyen.

I was she enjoying myself. Before I know, the lady ask me what I did not understand, na so I say “rice and chicken”. At least na the one wey I know. Make I no go order wetin I no go fit eat

By the way, na iPhone wey I buy from anopheles a day to my travel, na do d work of pictures. The guy get good deals, but e no Dey quick answer person

gmacnoms:
Finally, we reach Doha.

The airport so different from Mm2.

I thanked almighty God again, for the opportunity to travel out to another continent. I was really grateful when I got to doha. Local man like me, and God gave the opportunity

gmacnoms:
Anyways, time for adults to eat. Same thing, another air hostess asked me, and gave me options. “Since I first choose 1, make I try the last option this time” 😭

So I told her, the last one. Since I no even too hear wetin she talk.

An so them bring another thing. This one worse. At that point, I had to ask for rice. Na so she tell me say, this is breakfast.

Haaaaa. Una no Dey chop rice for morning? 😭

I just eat the fruits and bread, and rest. But deep down, I wish say I fit see all those people wey Dey hawk gala for hold up, make I buy.

They later brought some things for my my baby sha.

At this point, I just wanted to sleep, wake up, and get to my destination

gmacnoms:
Na so we became 5 minutes from landing.

At this point, It dawned on me that local man don see another continent and I became more grateful to God again for the opportunities. Couldn’t snap because I wasn’t close to the window


Next stop was immigration. The man asked me if I’d be returning to town hall. I almost ask am “why”

Anyways, I did not spend up to 3 minutes with him and he stamped.

We got to baggage reclaim and out to see mama.

gmacnoms:
As we Dey wait Uber. I became stunned at the level and type of cars doing uber

I kid you not, 2022,2021 yapa doing uber

Another shock was the time. Almost 8pm, everywhere bright and shiney.

I had to constantly remind myself that it’s 8pm

On the road eh? See wips. I even saw Tesla sef. Asin, mad mad and recent cars everywhere, I kid you not

ghettochild4u:

Presently here in SA. Once it's 5pm it'd Dark ooo.
We dey winter n it's shorter days longer nights.

ghettochild4u:

Lol. U know hide ur wife face wey show for mirror....
She looks like bisola my friend

ghettochild4u:

My brother u gave me a good laugh

ghettochild4u:

Wait o... u lap ur son??
Didn't u book a ticket for him

ghettochild4u:

Lol. U dey return UK phone bck to country of origin

gifted21:



Ha!!! The joy your baby expressed seeing his mama brought tears to my eyes.
See the way he moved,
Thank God for everything
Happy say local man don turn international
Happy to know you man