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Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Image123(m): 7:25pm On Jun 06, 2023
KnownUnknown:


Last Thursday.

Are you less than 13years old?
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 7:28pm On Jun 06, 2023
Image123:


Are you less than 13years old?

I’m approximately 130 years old give or take 10 years.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Image123(m): 8:00pm On Jun 06, 2023
KnownUnknown:


I’m approximately 130 years old give or take 10 years.

You must be full of lies like your father the devil.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 8:09pm On Jun 06, 2023
Image123:


You must be full of lies like your father the devil.

You get your genealogy wrong child because I’m the father of the devil.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by FRANCISTOWN: 8:25pm On Jun 06, 2023
Image123:


The funny thing is that the people making these demands don't really matter. They are lost, don't you think?

When you say people don't matter,
I just laugh within me.
See, everybody matters.
People may not matter to you,
but they certainly matter to others.

Saying people do not really matter
is a very unwise statement, they have
relatives, they have landlords who they
pay rents. They work for someone
they may feed or being fed by someone.

But where does your God matter?
Amputees? He can't do shit.
Cancer? Still can't do shit
Famine ? Can't do shit
Natural disasters? Can't do shit
I could go on and on.
Now tell me one area where your
god matters?
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by FRANCISTOWN: 8:25pm On Jun 06, 2023
KnownUnknown:


You get your genealogy wrong child because I’m the father of the devil.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Image123(m): 2:08am On Jun 07, 2023
KnownUnknown:


You get your genealogy wrong child because I’m the father of the devil.

Be smart and reasonable, lying takes you nowhere.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Image123(m): 2:22am On Jun 07, 2023
FRANCISTOWN:


When you say people don't matter,
I just laugh within me.
See, everybody matters.
People may not matter to you,
but they certainly matter to others.

Saying people do not really matter
is a very unwise statement, they have
relatives, they have landlords who they
pay rents. They work for someone
they may feed or being fed by someone.

But where does your God matter?
Amputees? He can't do shit.
Cancer? Still can't do shit
Famine ? Can't do shit
Natural disasters? Can't do shit
I could go on and on.
Now tell me one area where your
god matters?

Oops, that seems to have touched you the wrong way i didn't mean to. i don't say/mean that you don't matter in life or to people. i meant that in the scheme of making demands on God/Jesus, you don't matter because you are less than a pawn. Actually, we all are/were if that helps you.
In the reality/context of the "story", we're the ones that need God. It's like you making demands on say Elon Musk without being employed by him or paying him. You need the job/money, you submit to his requirements and offer. Of course, being a Ps 14 grade fool,you don't understand the reality/context and expect to be convinced in this case "why you should even work or be paid. SMH.

God matters in eternity, you'll wish you knew Him. God matters for billions of people all over the world who believe and are believing Him. They pray to God every other second, wake up.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 2:25am On Jun 07, 2023
Image123:


Be smart and reasonable, lying takes you nowhere.

Lying can take you far. I once told Abraham to lie that his sister wasn’t his wife in order to p!mp her out to some wealthy fellas. Afterwards, my assistant threatened to kill the wealthy men unless they gave Abraham goats, sheep, and other things a greedy nomad would want.
We called these episodes The Immaculate Extortion.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Image123(m): 2:34am On Jun 07, 2023
KnownUnknown:


Lying can take you far. I once told Abraham to lie that his sister wasn’t his wife in order to p!mp her out to some wealthy fellas. Afterwards, my assistant threatened to kill the wealthy men unless they gave Abraham goats, sheep, and other things a greedy nomad would want.
We called these episodes The Immaculate Extortion.

Didn't take him very far if your reading and comprehension didn't fail you so miserably. You think making comedy will aid your escape from reality? No, reality is waiting patiently.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 2:41am On Jun 07, 2023
Image123:


Didn't take him very far if your reading and comprehension didn't fail you so miserably. You think making comedy will aid your escape from reality? No, reality is waiting patiently.

Comedy is your religion when it meets reality. Besides, the extortion racket set him up nicely and he now lives in a mansion made of solid gold.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Image123(m): 2:56am On Jun 07, 2023
KnownUnknown:


Comedy is your religion when it meets reality. Besides, the extortion racket set him up nicely and he now lives in a mansion made of solid gold.

Reality is that billions of people profess to believe in God, wake up. Besides, do you believe or you selectively believe? You seem to believe Abraham is alive and now lives in a mansion made of solid gold or you don't? Let's gauge the level of insanity here.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Kobojunkie: 3:11am On Jun 07, 2023
KnownUnknown:
As if the book itself isn’t vomit from the mouth of others. undecided
According to ChatGPT tonight, June 6th, 2023 at 9:09 pm in response to the question "Did Jesus Christ really exist?"
The existence of Jesus Christ is a topic of historical and scholarly debate. The majority of historians and scholars agree that a historical figure named Jesus of Nazareth did exist, but the precise details of his life and the nature of his teachings are still subject to discussion and interpretation.

The primary sources of information about Jesus come from the New Testament of the Bible, which includes the four Gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John) and other writings. However, these texts were written several decades after Jesus' supposed life, and they are considered religious texts rather than strictly historical documents.

There is limited external evidence from non-Christian sources that mentions Jesus. Roman historians such as Tacitus and Suetonius briefly refer to a figure named Christ or Chrestus and the movement associated with him. Jewish historian Flavius Josephus also makes mention of Jesus, although his passage is subject to some debate regarding later Christian interpolation.

While some skeptics argue that the evidence for Jesus' existence is insufficient, the majority of historians and scholars, both religious and non-religious, believe that there is enough historical evidence to conclude that a historical figure named Jesus of Nazareth lived in the 1st century CE and had a significant impact on the development of Christianity. However, the specific details of his life, the extent of his teachings, and the interpretation of his role as the Son of God are matters of faith and vary among different religious traditions.
I post this for you to read because you are never gonna make sense to me. undecided
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 3:41am On Jun 07, 2023
Image123:


Reality is that billions of people profess to believe in God, wake up. Besides, do you believe or you selectively believe? You seem to believe Abraham is alive and now lives in a mansion made of solid gold or you don't? Let's gauge the level of insanity here.

Sorry, it’s not Abraham that lives in a mansion it’s Elijah. Elijah also has a fleet of fiery chariots and lives in a golden castle. What level of insanity are you attempting to gauge? Is god the highest level of this insanity?
Billions of people profess a lot of nonsense but the large number doesn’t validate their delusions.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 3:53am On Jun 07, 2023
Kobojunkie:
According to ChatGPT tonight, June 6th, 2023 at 9:09 pm in response to the question "Did Jesus Christ really exist?"
I post this for you to read because you are never gonna make sense to me. undecided

Lmao, is ChatGPT an authority now?
What did ChatGPT say that is novel? All it presents is the same old claims that some people make that “there is a consensus” that Jesus was an historical figure.
I don’t care about their consensus based on Tacitus or Seutonius’ mention of Christians and their beliefs along with the obvious fakery in Josephus. Their consensus is useless if they can’t even point to any sources mentioning anything verifiable about him. What they are left with is the character from the Bible, which doesn’t support the existence of anyone.
Even if I indulge their silly consensus and try to extract a semblance of a human being from the gospels, what do we get other than a charlatan?

No, their consensus is meaningless. Once upon a time they had a consensus that Moses was real.

Finally, ChatGPT is also a search engine and gets its information just like we do through Google searches about what PEOPLE have produced.

Consensus my ass. His whole life is a matter of faith. Lmao at “son of god”. 1001 cultures 1001 gods, so what if the god of the Hebrews had a son? You should ask ChatGPT if this god has a daughter because that’s an idea I can get behind. Pun intended.

“However, the specific details of his life, the extent of his teachings, and the interpretation of his role as the Son of God are matters of faith and vary among different religious traditions.”

You make sense to me as one very delusional character ranting about “doctrines of men”, “words of men” bla bla bla
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Kobojunkie: 3:55am On Jun 07, 2023
KnownUnknown:
Finally, ChatGPT is also a search engine and gets its information just like we do through Google searches about what PEOPLE have produced.
Bingo! undecided
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 4:00am On Jun 07, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Bingo! undecided

Bingo! So why post it as if ChatGPT said anything novel other than the same old claptrap?
Bingo deez nuts Lol
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Kobojunkie: 4:02am On Jun 07, 2023
KnownUnknown:
■ Bingo! So why post it as if ChatGPT said anything novel other than the same old claptrap?
Bingo my ass. Lol
You assumed it novel. I simply posted it so you would understand how you won't ever make sense to me since I don't understand what your actual beef is. undecided
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 4:06am On Jun 07, 2023
Kobojunkie:
You assumed it novel. I simply posted it so you would understand how you won't ever make sense to me since I don't understand what your actual beef is. undecided

You don’t even make any sense. Why post ChatGPT spewing the same old shit?
Did you think I’m susceptible to appeals to authority or don’t understand what AI is?!!
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Kobojunkie: 4:07am On Jun 07, 2023
KnownUnknown:
You don’t even make any sense. Why post ChatGPT spewing the same old shit?
Did you think I’m susceptible to appeals to authority or don’t understand what AI is?!!
Again...According to ChatGPT tonight, June 6th, 2023 at 9:09 pm in response to the question "Did Jesus Christ really exist?" I post this for you to read because you are never gonna make sense to me. undecided
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 4:10am On Jun 07, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Again...According to ChatGPT tonight, June 6th, 2023 at 9:09 pm in response to the question "Did Jesus Christ really exist?" I post this for you to read because you are never gonna make sense to me. undecided

Oh shut up!! But you do make sense to me as very delusional and probably mentally ill based on your beliefs and claims.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Kobojunkie: 4:15am On Jun 07, 2023
KnownUnknown:
■ Oh shut up!! But you do make sense to me as very delusional and probably mentally ill based on your beliefs and claims.
Same exact way you make sense to me. lipsrsealed
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 4:16am On Jun 07, 2023
I wonder if Jesus and the devil noticed the narrator spying on them and frantically jotting in his notebook or “notescroll”:

Then Jesus was led up by the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted by the devil. 2 And when He had fasted forty days and forty nights, afterward He was hungry. 3 Now when the tempter came to Him, he said, “If You are the Son of God, command that these stones become bread.”

4 But He answered and said, “It is written, ‘Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceeds from the mouth of God.’ ”

5 Then the devil took Him up into the holy city, set Him on the pinnacle of the temple, 6 and said to Him, “If You are the Son of God, throw Yourself down. For it is written:

‘He shall give His angels charge over you,’
and,

‘In their hands they shall bear you up,
Lest you dash your foot against a stone.’ ”
7 Jesus said to him, “It is written again, ‘You shall not [a]tempt the Lord your God.’ ”

8 Again, the devil took Him up on an exceedingly high mountain, and showed Him all the kingdoms of the world and their glory. 9 And he said to Him, “All these things I will give You if You will fall down and worship me.”

10 Then Jesus said to him, [b]“Away with you, Satan! For it is written, ‘You shall worship the Lord your God, and Him only you shall serve.’ ”

11 Then the devil left Him, and behold, angels came and ministered to Him.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Image123(m): 4:16am On Jun 07, 2023
KnownUnknown:


Sorry, it’s not Abraham that lives in a mansion it’s Elijah. Elijah also has a fleet of fiery chariots and lives in a golden castle. What level of insanity are you attempting to gauge? Is god the highest level of this insanity?

Do you believe or you selectively believe? You seem to believe Elijah is alive and has a fleet of fiery chariots and lives in a golden castle or you don't? God has a cure to your insanity, it can't be as high as legion, right?

Billions of people profess a lot of nonsense but the large number doesn’t validate their delusions.


You are getting close to reality, there is hope.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 4:18am On Jun 07, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Same exact way you make sense to me. lipsrsealed

I wouldn’t expect more from a schizo.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 4:22am On Jun 07, 2023
Image123:


Do you believe or you selectively believe? You seem to believe Elijah is alive and has a fleet of fiery chariots and lives in a golden castle or you don't? God has a cure to your insanity, it can't be as high as legion, right?

You are getting close to reality, there is hope.

Not only a fleet of fiery chariots, he also has a whole stable of unicorns and a herd of capricorns. How can god have a cure for sanity when he is locked away in the insane asylum located in the Elysian Fields? His insanity is as high as battalion, forget about legion.
Anyway, you descendants of Ham have been relegated to field work in the kingdom of heaven. There is no hope in your reality.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Kobojunkie: 4:29am On Jun 07, 2023
KnownUnknown:
■ I wouldn’t expect more from a schizo.
Look who's talking! undecided
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 4:41am On Jun 07, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Look who's talking! undecided

Don’t you have your imaginary friends to talk to? Why don’t you go discuss where you fit into in his Special Nation of Priests?
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Kobojunkie: 4:42am On Jun 07, 2023
KnownUnknown:

■ Don’t you have your imaginary friends to talk to? Why don’t you go discuss where you fit into in his Nation of Priests?
Again ... I simply posted it so you would understand how you won't ever make sense to me since I don't understand what your actual beef is. undecided
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by FRANCISTOWN: 4:47am On Jun 07, 2023
Image123:


Oops, that seems to have touched you the wrong way i didn't mean to. i don't say/mean that you don't matter in life or to people. i meant that in the scheme of making demands on God/Jesus, you don't matter because you are less than a pawn. Actually, we all are/were if that helps you.
In the reality/context of the "story", we're the ones that need God. It's like you making demands on say Elon Musk without being employed by him or paying him. You need the job/money, you submit to his requirements and offer. Of course, being a Ps 14 grade fool,you don't understand the reality/context and expect to be convinced in this case "why you should even work or be paid. SMH.

God matters in eternity, you'll wish you knew Him. God matters for billions of people all over the world who believe and are believing Him. They pray to God every other second, wake up.
I'm up already, about to collect my money.

Elon Musk doesn't go around parading himself as an omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent or omnibenevolent god who's all perfect and can never be wrong.

Elon is just a human like me and he's ruled by human desires and emotions.

Okay! That being said, god on the hand is a merciful father, is it not? wait for it.

Billions of people are calling on him, yeah?
Don't give me vague response, now tell me two areas where your god matters and you
will win this argument.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Image123(m): 6:01am On Jun 07, 2023
KnownUnknown:


Not only a fleet of fiery chariots, he also has a whole stable of unicorns and a herd of capricorns. How can god have a cure for sanity when he is locked away in the insane asylum located in the Elysian Fields? His insanity is as high as battalion, forget about legion.
Anyway, you descendants of Ham have been relegated to field work in the kingdom of heaven. There is no hope in your reality.


Read through your posts when you're sober, help is on your way from God.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Image123(m): 6:07am On Jun 07, 2023
FRANCISTOWN:

I'm up already, about to collect my money.

Elon Musk doesn't go around parading himself as an omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent or omnibenevolent god who's all perfect and can never be wrong.

Elon is just a human like me and he's ruled by human desires and emotions.

Okay! That being said, god on the hand is a merciful father, is it not? wait for it.

Billions of people are calling on him, yeah?
Don't give me vague response, now tell me two areas where your god matters and you
will win this argument.

Exactly why you should see your irrelevance in making demands. Seeing you can't lace Musk's shoes, who is a mere and ruled human like you. You should be able to calculate that you don't make demands on the One who claims to be greater. You must have learned ratio and proportion in primary 4.
Billions of people are calling on God, that's the reality you have realized this morning. Thanks to God, don't mention me. Does it matter that billions of people are doing something?

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