Ten reasons why we need third term for Obj and the Action Governors

1]So that EFCC can continue to witch hunt those who oppose Obj and ICPC will remain powerless
2]To make sure generator importers continue in business since PHCN(Please Have Handles Nearby) won't work
3]Air crashes can continue and nobody (maybe except a hapless grass cutting labourer)will be found guilty of dysfunctional airports and aircrafts
4]IGP and other top security brass will continue to steal 17 billion naira and spend six months,sorry one and half month,in jail because the remaining  four and half months would have been spent in cosy,comfortable detention
4]So that top poiliticians and government functionaries, like Bola Ige,Marshall Harry,Dikibo, can be assasinated and thier assasins never found.In fact key suspects will be voted to top political positions while awaiting trial from jail.
5]Banking reforms may continue and see to it that more bankers lose their jobs.We just have to inflate the jobless market.
5]We definitely need more militias.How else can the guns used for rigging elections be put to use in non election times.
6]Governors need to siphon more money abroad to build refineries there.We need more governeors like Alams who can easily wear a 2.5million dollar wrist watch
7]We need more armed robbers sorry,policemen,to collect twenty naira are toll gates, what is wrong with me, I meant to say,police check points.Anyway,IGPs need to have a few billions of their own
8]More potholes are absolutely necessary.How else can we slow down our journeys and allow the real armed robbers rob of us of our hard earned cash.
9]Did I forget to say we need godfathers who can remove governeors according to their whims and caprices, Oyo and Anambra states must be replicated all over the nation
10]In fact,we just need a man who can mess things up for all of us since we are sub humans who do not deserve a better life and who else can achieve all the lofty goals but the great Obasanjo.

Carry go King,Life President,High Chief Obasanjo but remember the likes of Gen Sani Abacha of Nigeria and Mobutu Sese Seko of former Zaire.They may well be waiting with open arms to receive you if you are not careful.

PS: Maybe supporters of the third term agenda can think of some more reasons why we need Obj to continue

I posted it on my Satirical blog. Hope you don't mind? http://www.naijarita.com/2006/third-term-reasons

12 reasons why 3rd Term is Necessary

1) So that another person will not come and rule us drawing us back with another project and another plan of action.
2) So that another person will not be president and discontinue EFCC, NAFDAC etc.
3) So that another person will not discontinue the revamp of PHCN and power generation which has since increased.
4) So that Fuel queue will not resurfaced again.
5) So that telecom playing field will not be hindered by another president who will want to mak ehis impact felt too.
6) So that Nigerian international status will not be drawn back again
7) So that restoration of Abuja masterplan embarked upon by El-Rufai will not be discontinued by those people who in the first instance swindle us to take our land.
So that our economy which is picking up will not be tampered with.
9) So that some corrupt office holder will not pick up their hidden bloated corrupt tendencies
10) So that there will be continuity until Nigeria is fully recovered.
11) So that we can compare and contrast with the North which had been ruling us for a long time with the time of that of the West and strike a balance in term of developtment
12) So that those politician and office holder will not be able to siphon our money abroad anymore.

Think again, I am not a supporter of OBJ, but I know a stubborn person like him is the best Person that can rule us. Even if another person is voted in, the same Nigerian will start complaining again and started comparing OBJ with the new president just like they are comparing OBJ now with Abacha - can you imagine? Let Baba continue, let him die on the throne.

See my counter claims in caps and in bold.

funloving:

Ten reasons why we need third term for Obj and the Action Governors

1]So that EFCC can continue to witch hunt those who oppose Obj and ICPC will remain powerless. AT LEAST IT IS WORKING
2]To make sure generator importers continue in business since PHCN(Please Have Handles Nearby) won't work - POWER GENERATION HAS CONTINUE TO RISE BY NEXT YEAR WE WILL HAVE EXCESS.
3]Air crashes can continue and nobody (maybe except a hapless grass cutting labourer)will be found guilty of dysfunctional airports and aircrafts - ROME WAS NOT BUILT IN A DAY, THAT IS AN AREA THAT NEEDS IMPROVEMENT, AS IT WAS DONE FOR TELECOM, NOW IS TIME FOR AVIATION
4]IGP and other top security brass will continue to steal 17 billion naira and spend six months,sorry one and half month,in jail because the remaining four and half months would have been spent in cosy,comfortable detention - IF NOT EFCC AND OBJ, HOW WOULD NIGERIANS AWARE OF THAT?
4]So that top poiliticians and government functionaries, like Bola Ige,Marshall Harry,Dikibo, can be assasinated and their assasins never found.In fact key suspects will be voted to top political positions while awaiting trial from jail. - THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN WORSE, IF IT WERE TO BE ANOTHER PERSON OTHER THAN OBJ
5]Banking reforms may continue and see to it that more bankers lose their jobs.We just have to inflate the jobless market. - IS IT NOT SAFER NOW TO TRANSACT BUSINESS WITH BANKS?
5]We definitely need more militias.How else can the guns used for rigging elections be put to use in non election times. - THAT AREA IS POLITICISED, AND WE ALL KNOW IT - ALAMIEYESEIHA
6]Governors need to siphon more money abroad to build refineries there.We need more governeors like Alams who can easily wear a 2.5million dollar wrist watch - NOW CHECKED.
7]We need more armed robbers sorry,policemen,to collect twenty naira are toll gates, what is wrong with me, I meant to say,police check points.Anyway,IGPs need to have a few billions of their own - POLICE WILL ALWAYS BE POLICE, IT HAPPENS EVERYWHERE, NOT OBJ FAULT
8]More potholes are absolutely necessary.How else can we slow down our journeys and allow the real armed robbers rob of us of our hard earned cash. - IT IS BETTER NOW THAN BEFORE OBJ CAME TO POWER
9]Did I forget to say we need godfathers who can remove governeors according to their whims and caprices, Oyo and Anambra states must be replicated all over the nation - OUR DEMOCRACY IS GROWING, SOON, IT WILL BE A THING OF THE PAST
10]In fact,we just need a man who can mess things up for all of us since we are sub humans who do not deserve a better life and who else can achieve all the lofty goals but the great Obasanjo. WELL SAID, YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD

Carry go King,Life President,High Chief Obasanjo but remember the likes of Gen Sani Abacha of Nigeria and Mobutu Sese Seko of former Zaire.They may well be waiting with open arms to receive you if you are not careful.

PS: Maybe supporters of the third term agenda can think of some more reasons why we need Obj to continue

That OBJ has got to go. what's his problem.
my ten things are the ones funloving wrote, you see i was going to write that exactly.

i'm a strong opponent of the 3rd term,but what i read on thisday today made me annoyed. imagine governors are meeting in abuja to discuss the removal of the immunity and one unnamed governor has the temerity to say they are supporting obj but they fear he may hunt them after 3rd term thru removal of immunity so that many of the governors will be in jails and not govt houses.imagine the brazen insult to the nation. as bad as obj is(and i really dislike that man) methinks he is better than all those governors.if 3rd term is what it'll take to keep those baggers in jail,so be it.

but the bad thing is that the new constitution will survive the next president.by 2030 we must have had 5 more constitutions.

what a shame

third term? why? what for? are God? does it means that we dont have who could be president again. The clamourers for third term are shallow,short sighted.sycophants and embodiment of mass destruction.
even in countries where the president has performed so good, they dont have to amend constitution to favour one person by clamouring for additional term. amending constitution because of ONE man ! mi o gbo ri !
I really dont blame them after =N=100 millions has exchanged hands in manifold.
just like femi kuti said "wonder wonder wonder till you turn to wonderer " and his father " dem go dabaru everything" these people are hell bent on sapping all the riches in this country. they want to ruin us ! they have embezzled and diverted all project funds and loans sourced abroad. the only thirst they have now is POWER !
Why cant we do things right once? why cant we have a foresight and do some things for the future of the generation yet unborn?
just imagine the situation where we have a devil as the number one man, does it means that we are going to be ruled by devil for 12 years? that is if he doesnt change constitution again and extend the tenure to 6 terms straight.
this isnt a pleasant story at all.
i just hope God will save us from all thing amateurism in this 21st professional century.

@twinstaiye

10]In fact,we just need a man who can mess things up for all of us since we are sub humans who do not deserve a better life and who else can achieve all the lofty goals but the great Obasanjo.  WELL SAID, YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD

I was going to respond to some of your responses until I saw the last one and then I knew you are with me. No need for further reponse. !

One of the biggest probelms we have in Nigeria is myopia and parochialism.We view life from a strait jacket perspective.
Why on earth do people belive we need one man to restore Nigeria ? No ! we don't need one man .We need a system.An effective,institutionalised system that is above[b] EVERY MAN[/b] and will OUTLIVE EVERY MAN.
If this great Obasanjo dies today will Nigeria perish ?

People should be clamouring for Institutions to be established and not for a Throne to be established.

Twinstaiye,you are the kind of fellow I will like to argue intelligently with my mouth.I think and talk faster than I type so I can't say all I will like to say through typing