Idle woman. All this drama because of birthday, u don chop belle full. Maybe if u saw lipstick stain on his shirt you won't be so concerned with such juvenile tantrums. He has apologized, pls move on. I believe in birthdays but if my partner doesn't see it that way then so be it. We can't all lose our individuality because of marriage. We are still whom we are.

ronkebp:

Here we go!!!!advice of the century!!!!!

You should know by now that I only spit undiluted truth on these threads.
Maybe I should take a cue from you and your fellow feminists and advise her to divorce her husband over as mudane an issue as forgetting a b/day or better still I could advise her to burn down her husbands house to get attention?
Maybe if she did dramatic things like that the unloving husband could see reason and celebrate her b/day. Talk about cutting the nose to spite the face!

^^ You should know most women thrive on drama. If they dont have any major issues they come up with the most ridiculous things just to get attention

- "The way you look at me, I think you dont like me enough", "Something tells me you prefer other type of women", "You seem so perfect, I have never caught you with anything wrong, That must mean you are cheating and covering your tracks", "You dont use Versace cologne" etc

This woman doesnt have any major issue in her wedding and she wants to create one out of a birthday when she herself said for the past 20yrs no one has ever cared about her birthday, Not father, not mother, not siblings, not friends. But if the husband does the same heaven must fall.

Even though the guy said happy birthday, he didnt say it in a sonorous voice and invite Spice girls to perform at the event

And even when he said he was sorry, he didnt jump from Eiffel tower to show how sorry he was.

Someone already says she can equate it to forgetting food and sex, Well she can as well divorce the guy because he forgot the birthday

^^
Do not mind all these feminists giving the OP advise that they can never take from anybody themselves. When the OP takes their advice and her home turns upside down,these same internet feminists will be the same bunch saying she lacks self esteem,when she starts sobbing on another thread that her household is in trouble.
Women are their own worse enemies,even though they pretend to love each other.

Richvkunt:

You should know by now that I only spit undiluted truth on these threads.
Maybe I should take a cue from you and your fellow feminists and advise her to divorce her husband over as mudane an issue as forgetting a b/day or better still I could advise her to burn down her husbands house to get attention?
Maybe if she did dramatic things like that the unloving husband could see reason and celebrate her b/day. Talk about cutting the nose to spite the face!

What are we saying and what are you saying? who is talking about divorce and burning down houses? Richy accept Christ into your life so that this bitterness of yours will cease....You have a problem of letting things go, that initself is a major sickness. Give your life to HIm, so that your internal healing will begin. Because your case no be ordinary eye...(kin nse oju lasan)

dayokanu: ^^ You should know most women thrive on drama. If they dont have any major issues they come up with the most ridiculous things just to get attention

- "The way you look at me, I think you dont like me enough", "Something tells me you prefer other type of women", "You seem so perfect, I have never caught you with anything wrong, That must mean you are cheating and covering your tracks", "You dont use Versace cologne" etc

This woman doesnt have any major issue in her wedding and she wants to create one out of a birthday when she herself said for the past 20yrs no one has ever cared about her birthday, Not father, not mother, not siblings, not friends. But if the husband does the same heaven must fall.

Even though the guy said happy birthday, he didnt say it in a sonorous voice and invite Spice girls to perform at the event

And even when he said he was sorry, he didnt jump from Eiffel tower to show how sorry he was.

Someone already says she can equate it to forgetting food and sex, Well she can as well divorce the guy because he forgot the birthday

woman wrapper.....Mr. Analyst....take what the poster has written literally, no need bringing out unnecessary matter into it...it is the type of you that will tie headtie around the waist to fight the wife...stop being petty.

ronkebp:

What are we saying and what are you saying? who is talking about divorce and burning down houses? Richy accept Christ into your life so that this bitterness of yours will cease....You have a problem of letting things go, that initself is a major sickness. Give your life to HIm, so that your internal healing will begin. Because your case no be ordinary eye...(kin nse oju lasan)

Rotflmao!!

You craaaaaasy. . .the good kind!!

Pastor (Mrs)!!

ronkebp:
woman wrapper.....Mr. Analyst....take what the poster has written lietrally, no need bringing out unnecessary matter into it...it is the type of you that will tie headtie around the waste to fight the wife...stop being petty.

What do you want us to take from what the Poster said?

That the Husband forgot and later remembered, He apologized and she is throwing the usual tantrum expected of Juveniles?

Mrs Analyst.

This una family section get as e be! People attacking each other or the poster 24/7! Wow!

Chaircover came through still!

ronkebp:

What are we saying and what are you saying? who is talking about divorce and burning down houses? Richy accept Christ into your life so that this bitterness of yours will cease....You have a problem of letting things go, that initself is a major sickness. Give your life to HIm, so that your internal healing will begin. Because your case no be ordinary eye...(kin nse oju lasan)

Ronke,
I gave the OP sound advise and you came in with a snide remark,so I asked you if I should recommend divorce or burning down of her hubbys house as an alternative. Did I hit a raw nerve somewhere? After all Dayo talked about divorce too and you did not fly off the handle.
What is all this preaching? Is sister Ronke about to open a synagogue? I see all these funky pastors buying jets and aeroplanes don dey enter your eye?
Ronkus baby,you need to loosen up and stop hating the player.
For your info I happen to be a muslim so all your preaching is in vain-sorry o!

Sisi_Kill:
Rotflmao!!

You craaaaaasy. . .the good kind!!

Pastor (Mrs)!!

A beg go and marry.
Jnternet feminist!

Richvkunt:


Ronke,
I gave the OP sound advise and you came in with a snide remark,so I asked you if I should recommend divorce or burning down of her hubbys house as an alternative. Did I hit a raw nerve somewhere? After all Dayo talked about divorce too and you did not fly off the handle.
What is all this preaching? Is sister Ronke about to open a synagogue? I see all these funky pastors buying jets and aeroplanes don dey enter your eye?
Ronkus baby,you need to loosen up and stop hating the player.
For your info I happen to be a muslim so all your preaching is in vain-sorry o!

Then you need more of Muhammed in your life....infact i recommend 90 days muslim fasting for you...to get rid of every bitterness. I said advice of the century.....how is that a snide remark? you see what sawa belle causes??

dayokanu:

What do you want us to take from what the Poster said?

That the Husband forgot and later remembered, He apologized and she is throwing the usual tantrum expected of Juveniles?

Mrs Analyst.

Shhhhhssh!!!! you!!!, iyawo......like you.

ronkebp:

Then you need more of Muhammed in your life....infact i recommend 90 days muslim fasting for you...to get rid of every bitterness. I said advice of the century.....how is that a snide remark? you see what sawa belle causes??

@Ronkus baby,
I only got one piece of advise for you-If you cant take the heat,please stay out of my kitchen!

Richvkunt:

A beg go and marry.
Jnternet feminist!

You never stop showing yourself eh?

How many times do i hafta tell you I am waiting for you to make a honest woman out of me?

At this point even a day old baby has gotten the message.

Anyway, my people are waiting for your people.

They have only two conditions - No Photograph wedding and you have my birth date tattooed on your first head.

Richvkunt:

@Ronkus baby,
I only got one piece of advise for you-If you cant take the heat,please stay out of my kitchen!

Laughing n clapping my hands......osawa baby pancake...iyah!!!!!

For your mind you get kitchen ooooo, ....kai, grandfather..you never cease to amaze me!!!!! better go and marry and stop loitering around your kitchen and burning foods.

Sisi_Kill:

You never stop showing yourself eh?

How many times do i hafta tell you I am waiting for you to make a honest woman out of me?

At this point even a day old baby has gotten the message.

Anyway, my people are waiting for your people.

They have only two conditions - No Photograph wedding and you have my birth date tattooed on your first head.

I think you mean fore head.
Sorry,but am done with marriage. Sisi,dont worry you will soon find your prince charming provided you learn to be submissive and cook and clean for him.
Finally dear,a word of advise,when you find him,please tone down the feminism bullshyte. Leave it behind on nairaland.

[Sorry.

Sisi_Kill:

You never stop showing yourself eh?

How many times do i hafta tell you I am waiting for you to make a honest woman out of me?

At this point even a day old baby has gotten the message.

Anyway, my people are waiting for your people.

They have only two conditions - No Photograph wedding and you have my birth date tattooed on your first head.

instead of him to ask for your hand, like a "real man", he is taking style to do "internet toasting".....

ronkebp:

instead of him to ask for your hand, like a "real man", he is taking style to do "internet toasting".....

Ronkus,
Please you are married. This conversation is between two unmarried people.
Stop derailing the wonderful thread provided by this drama queen OP.

Richvkunt:

I think you mean fore head.
Sorry,but am done with marriage. Sisi,dont worry you will soon find your prince charming provided you learn to be submissive and cook and clean for him.
Finally dear,a word of advise,when you find him,please tone down the feminism bullshyte. Leave it behind on nairaland.

Nooooo. . .I meant first head!! The idea is for YOU to remember not everybody else. . .Duh!!

Dude, don't even joke about the none cooking stuff. I make a mean popcorn, If I do say so myself!

Don't push me into being braggadocios oh before i tear for here!!

ronkebp:

instead of him to ask for your hand, like a "real man", he is taking style to do "internet toasting".....

Are you minding him, we have used ara to talk, ese, owo, oju and errthing else.

What more can a gal do? Sometimes I wonder what I want with such a slow man....then I remember it is Richy we are talking about here! Richy de Richy, the only man to whom wosdom starts and ends and I get all gooey eyes again!

Sigh! Dude has put a spell on me!!

Richvkunt:


Ronkus,
Please you are married. This conversation is between two unmarried people.
Stop derailing the wonderful thread provided by this drama queen OP.

Oh!!!! ok.....will be waiting behind the curtain listening to the conversation, if you need help, holla at me, will be ready to give you few lines ......

ronkebp:

Oh!!!! ok.....will be waiting behind the curtain listening to the conversation, if you need help, holla at me, will be ready to give you few lines ......

Actually I understand that sisi is starstruck,you know that young insecure girls are always looking for a strong father figure kind of man to cling on to. You know the feminism thing is just a facade she hides behind to mask the insecurity. I understand her very well,however as a gentleman,I can noi iake advantage of her insecurity. She will get over it some day.

my parents forgot my birthday, my husband forgot my birthday, my friends forgot my birthday, seun and mukina forgot my birthday, gej forgot my birthday, nl moderators forgot my birthday, lefulefu forgot my birthday, blah blah blah,

Richvkunt:


Actually I understand that sisi is starstruck,you know that young insecure girls are always looking for a strong father figure kind of man to cling on to. You know the feminism thing is just a facade she hides behind to mask the insecurity. I understand her very well,however as a gentleman,I can noi iake advantage of her insecurity. She will get over it some day.

Daaaaaaamn!! See, THIS right here is why we have to get married!!

Seriously speaking, do you know there are couples who have been married for donkey years who don't know half of what is there to know about their spouses? Yet look at you. . .not even married and you know me inside out.

I'd be silly to let a prize like you slip through my fingers! Hellz Nah!!!!

You are now officially the only cockroach in my cumboard!!

tpia@:
my parents forgot my birthday, my husband forgot my birthday, my friends forgot my birthday, seun and mukina forgot my birthday, gej forgot my birthday, nl moderators forgot my birthday, lefulefu forgot my birthday, blah blah blah,

Lmfao!!

OP,

just try forget cooking dinner.
you got to have your own invented way of dealing with this kin case. so that next time he will celebrate it a day ahead. girl, open your eyes.
if you allow him go a yard, he'd go the whole nine yard.
snip it in the bud early
that kin behavior is unacceptable to 21st century lady.

Richvkunt:


Ronke,
I gave the OP sound advise and you came in with a snide remark,so I asked you if I should recommend divorce or burning down of her hubbys house as an alternative. Did I hit a raw nerve somewhere? After all Dayo talked about divorce too and you did not fly off the handle.
What is all this preaching? Is sister Ronke about to open a synagogue? I see all these funky pastors buying jets and aeroplanes don dey enter your eye?
Ronkus baby,you need to loosen up and stop hating the player.
For your info I happen to be a muslim so all your preaching is in vain-sorry o!

I will tell you why she did not fly off the handle great grand pa: Unlike you, Dayo does not go around telling abused women in relationships to sit still whilst their men pounce on them like a Nigerian panel-beater panel beating his car. Dayo is more of a man than you will ever be and guess what? I can bet my left nyash that you are older than him as well. Never for one day have I seen dayo advise women whose lives are in danger to continue massaging their husbands bald head, wear sexy clothes, fck him inside,outside,upside down, middle, missionary, 69, cowgurl and operation wheelbarrow style.

You know I am very intelligent naaaa so yea I always keep a mental note of people's posts and there was a post of Dayo's(and honestly, I wish he would show his serious side more often instead of allowing armyofone's ikebe super distract him) I came across on one thread where you were preaching and recommending (to a battered woman) Victoria secret under-wears, nice cologne, cook good food, great sex, pampering the man e.t.c and dayo's response on that thread was . . . . . "If you decide to walk, I am hundred percent behind you because even a dog deserves to be treated better".....Now you see why ronke did not attach any meaning to dayo's post because unlike you, I bet her believes in a woman standing up for herself and being treated right by any man.

This was how you went ahead knacking my head and taryour's head. Announced to her that I was the nastiest piece of crap (a title which I am proud of BTW) just because I told them in my own harsh language to attach some self worth to their lives. Well guess what, I am beginning to get along with taryour and the next time I visit Nigeria, I will be crashing on her matrimonial bed. Coogar's words actually came to happen, do you remember them?. . ...."They are women, it is not unusual, they will be hugging and kissing in no time just leave them" ......Phew what a smart only son whom BTW you are old enough to be his father. Guess he learnt the hard way having had women surrounding him .

I know I talk too much and the reason is because Busybody just stole my anti-psychotic medications and there is nil stock until tomorrow.....oh my......someone get me outta here...... I am going crazy

dayokanu: ^^ You should know most women thrive on drama. If they dont have any major issues they come up with the most ridiculous things just to get attention

- "The way you look at me, I think you dont like me enough", "Something tells me you prefer other type of women", "You seem so perfect, I have never caught you with anything wrong, That must mean you are cheating and covering your tracks", "You dont use Versace cologne" etc

This woman doesnt have any major issue in her wedding and she wants to create one out of a birthday when she herself said for the past 20yrs no one has ever cared about her birthday, Not father, not mother, not siblings, not friends. But if the husband does the same heaven must fall.

Even though the guy said happy birthday, he didnt say it in a sonorous voice and invite Spice girls to perform at the event

And even when he said he was sorry, he didnt jump from Eiffel tower to show how sorry he was.

Someone already says she can equate it to forgetting food and sex, Well she can as well divorce the guy because he forgot the birthday

Richvkunt: ^^
Do not mind all these feminists giving the OP advise that they can never take from anybody themselves. When the OP takes their advice and her home turns upside down,these same internet feminists will be the same bunch saying she lacks self esteem,when she starts sobbing on another thread that her household is in trouble.
Women are their own worse enemies,even though they pretend to love each other.

What has feminists got to do with dayo's posts nowwww . You really need Mohammed in your life cos this bitterness don pass "don't be stewpid". I have never seen a male version of market woman in my life. Please leave your contact and shop details here cos the next time I land Naija, I will be buying all: my egusi, ogbono, okro, ewedu, scent leaf, vegetable, bitter leaf, knorr, cray fish, maggi, alubosa,et.al from your shop.

How market yesterday?

Lol Mother superior I had to say something jooo I almost dropped my brassiere when I saw Richy compare himself to Dayo What an insult. There are a few men who still have their heads screwed in and trust me Richy should not be comparing himself to them

Abeg I am going to work.

@Richvkunt

Pay no heed to these biatches. I am shocked though. I thought we had tamed their sorry behinds. That just goes to show, never turn you back on a biatch.

The cabal alive and kicking !!

I got ya back 1000% I am not surprised they love Dayo, misery loves company and miserable characters stick together.

^
Wow,all this analysis for moi?
The freaks certainly come out at night.
Lol @ the usual suspects.
Cc why are you so scared of me?
Is it because I speak the truth that is actually gnawing at the back of the mind of every feminist concerning their marriages?
@Jennykadry,I can see you are on your job,hating hard as usual.
In reality chaircover,you know I have you and every little member of your cabal wrapped around my little finger and can cox a response out of you any time I want to.
Compare myself to Dayo or anyone on this forum? You have got to be kidding me.
I think I might just leave the family section for you chaircover,so that you can brow beat all these insecure women in to leaving their marriages since they all lack self esteem according to you.
Cc, dont you think this forum would be a boring place if everyone agreed with your infantile logic all the time?
Thank God some of us have minds of our own and use them.