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Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 4:21pm On Aug 23, 2012
Congrats chaircover, that's a very good result. Btw this thread is funny o!
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 4:31pm On Aug 23, 2012
chaircover: As most of the cabalites are here on this thread I will like to share sonme good news with you all. You are all like family to me now and some of us like Jenny have come along for about 4 or 5 years now.

My son got his GCSE results today and glory be to Almighty God he got 8 A's and 3 B's and has automatically been given a place in 6th form in the school of choice. So E-drinks and E-rice on the house everybody & may we all have cause to be happy over all our children In Jesus Name smiley
Mama Superior, congrats oh, Glory to God in the highest. Make me too see this kain day oh
Ha mummy Superior, How many years the boy suck boobbbyyy? Am sure e reach four years because them talk say if they no suck booobbby till them get grey hair they no dey pass exam grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 4:33pm On Aug 23, 2012
jennykadry: Abeg let me hiaaa word. Instead of mother superior to tell us now that she wants to give the final speech, she is busy finding fault in every single one of us angry
Jenny I taya oh, this one hard that one soft, Mummy superior don dey old self, we should have a meeting a do a coup oh. Haba na, so all the cabals no dey good enuf for one speech
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 4:37pm On Aug 23, 2012
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by dayokanu(m): 4:47pm On Aug 23, 2012
chaircover: As most of the cabalites are here on this thread I will like to share sonme good news with you all. You are all like family to me now and some of us like Jenny have come along for about 4 or 5 years now.

My son got his GCSE results today and glory be to Almighty God he got 8 A's and 3 B's and has automatically been given a place in 6th form in the school of choice. So E-drinks and E-rice on the house everybody & may we all have cause to be happy over all our children In Jesus Name smiley

And you forgot to give tribute to me the e-father.

Omo ti Ekun ba bi Ekun ni o ma jo. The son of a tiger always take after the tiger.

Send him to me for some time so I can teach him other things he wont be taught in school
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 4:50pm On Aug 23, 2012
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by EfemenaXY: 4:52pm On Aug 23, 2012
dayokanu:

And you forgot to give tribute to me the e-father.

Omo ti Ekun ba bi Ekun ni o ma jo. The son of a tiger always take after the tiger.

Send him to me for some time so I can teach him other things he wont be taught in school

Lol @ e-father! grin grin grin

CC those tips are handy o! Thanks for sharing smiley

I'll be doing the same with his Ipod and WII games (abi wetin dem dey call all these latest electronic games sef?) cheesy cheesy
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by dayokanu(m): 4:54pm On Aug 23, 2012
chaircover: ^^^ you want to teach my boy how to write a pre-nuptial abi cool

kuro lona fun mi jare angry

Egg-saktly. I go teach am how to design his signature to any gold, silver or bronze digger cant forge it

Me wey teach am how to ace his GCSE can surely teach him every other thing in Life.
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 4:58pm On Aug 23, 2012
Ok here is a sample of my half written speech, tell me if you like Mother superior so I can complete it and believe I cried whilst typing it. Give me this Job CC, I deserve it cry cry cry


Dear Poppa Richy sad

There is a time for everything: a time to laugh, a time to cry,a time to rejoice, a time to sleep, a time to sh@g, a time to victoria secret, a time to wear a nice cologne, a time to pamper a man and a time to beg him to stop cheating. Though they said there is time for only one thing at a time, I believe there is time for atleast 2-3 things at a time and this time right here is the time to "rejoice, cry(tears of joy) and a time to laugh and say to my reflection in the mirror-Good riddance to bad yeye. You have been a major contributor on this forum and I must say you should be proud of yourself because you deserve a gold medal whilst standing next to your runner up-Mr Cork. May this day be remembered as the day a nairalander made Jenny Kadry the heartless Biatch cry a river(of Joy). The day I would go hunt for kangaroo and take it to my church for thanksgiving, The day that kpekus has become even most enjoyable for me. The day that I cry(for joy) whilst kpeksuing leaving my husband with the impression that his kpekusing style is the reason for my tears. The day all women on this forum will come together and cry out -"Someone pop open the freaking Moet & Chandon"...............
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by ronkebp(f): 5:13pm On Aug 23, 2012
chaircover: As most of the cabalites are here on this thread I will like to share sonme good news with you all. You are all like family to me now and some of us like Jenny have come along for about 4 or 5 years now.

My son got his GCSE results today and glory be to Almighty God he got 8 A's and 3 B's and has automatically been given a place in 6th form in the school of choice. So E-drinks and E-rice on the house everybody & may we all have cause to be happy over all our children In Jesus Name smiley

Wow!!! Congratulations!!!!!! Am so happy for you and your son...he will be so happy and proud of himself....please "declare plenty-plenty for him oooo" he has done well.
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by SisiKill1: 5:16pm On Aug 23, 2012
@ CC
Please don't let Dayo anywhere near our Aburo oh. . .all he will teach him is how to assess Ikebe Super Asses!! cheesy cheesy


jennykadry: Ok here is a sample of my half written speech, tell me if you like Mother superior so I can complete it and believe I cried whilst typing it. Give me this Job CC, I deserve it cry cry cry


Dear Poppa Richy sad

There is a time for everything: a time to laugh, a time to cry,a time to rejoice, a time to sleep, a time to sh@g, a time to victoria secret, a time to wear a nice cologne, a time to pamper a man and a time to beg him to stop cheating. Though they said there is time for only one thing at a time, I believe there is time for atleast 2-3 things at a time and this time right here is the time to "rejoice, cry(tears of joy) and a time to laugh and say to my reflection in the mirror-Good riddance to bad yeye. You have been a major contributor on this forum and I must say you should be proud of yourself because you deserve a gold medal whilst standing next to your runner up-Mr Cork. May this day be remembered as the day a nairalander made Jenny Kadry the heartless Biatch cry a river(of Joy). The day I would go hunt for kangaroo and take it to my church for thanksgiving, The day that kpekus has become even most enjoyable for me. The day that I cry(for joy) whilst kpeksuing leaving my husband with the impression that his kpekusing style is the reason for my tears. The day all women on this forum will come together and cry out -"Someone pop open the freaking Moet & Chandon"...............



Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by ronkebp(f): 5:17pm On Aug 23, 2012
jennykadry: Ok here is a sample of my half written speech, tell me if you like Mother superior so I can complete it and believe I cried whilst typing it. Give me this Job CC, I deserve it cry cry cry


Dear Poppa Richy sad

There is a time for everything: a time to laugh, a time to cry,a time to rejoice, a time to sleep, a time to sh@g, a time to victoria secret, a time to wear a nice cologne, a time to pamper a man and a time to beg him to stop cheating. Though they said there is time for only one thing at a time, I believe there is time for atleast 2-3 things at a time and this time right here is the time to "rejoice, cry(tears of joy) and a time to laugh and say to my reflection in the mirror-Good riddance to bad yeye. You have been a major contributor on this forum and I must say you should be proud of yourself because you deserve a gold medal whilst standing next to your runner up-Mr Cork. May this day be remembered as the day a nairalander made Jenny Kadry the heartless Biatch cry a river(of Joy). The day I would go hunt for kangaroo and take it to my church for thanksgiving, The day that kpekus has become even most enjoyable for me. The day that I cry(for joy) whilst kpeksuing leaving my husband with the impression that his kpekusing style is the reason for my tears. The day all women on this forum will come together and cry out -"Someone pop open the freaking Moet & Chandon"...............


Pawwwww!!!!!! breaking the bottle while popping it.....lol.....grin grin grin you are krazy!!!!! and you think Papa Richy....is leaving? He will leave as Richy and sign in as a guest. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by SisiKill1: 5:22pm On Aug 23, 2012
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by ifyalways(f): 5:24pm On Aug 23, 2012
Congrats CC on your boy's success.

Debrief, how do you ration the bosoms for the "whole boys" without cheating any or get summoned to WHO court for not being a good mother/wife?

I need tips.
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 5:26pm On Aug 23, 2012
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by oluite(f): 5:32pm On Aug 23, 2012
^^
You can say that again.I laughed till i had tears,in between had to double check gender.Chei!!

Congrats on your son's fantastic result,he will continually bring you Joy.Amen.
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 5:37pm On Aug 23, 2012
Sisi_Kill: POP CHAMPAGNE!!!


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAQx7wSetIc?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0[/img]

That's right sis.......

Throw your hands up everyone


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abaYGaKxnGk
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 5:40pm On Aug 23, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLQl3WQQoQ0

To Richy.......Never mind, I'll find someone like you.....
I wish nothing but the best for youuuuuuuuuu too
Don't forget me, I begged I remember you said
Sometimes it hurts on nairaland and sometimes it brings me joy(like now).....

Sing chorus 2x
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 5:43pm On Aug 23, 2012
chaircover: This is the day I have laughed the most on NL. You are all crazy grin grin grin grin grin grin

. . . and something tells me that there will be a new user joining NL in the next few days called kuntvrich lipsrsealed
grin grin grin grin. Come on nowwww. Richy is a man of his words. angry
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 5:43pm On Aug 23, 2012
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 5:49pm On Aug 23, 2012
TCD: Much ado about nothing. Giving yourself heartache because of irrelevant birthday. I don't get it, What's so special about that day sef, is it not just like every other day?
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 5:49pm On Aug 23, 2012
ifyalways: Congrats CC on your boy's success.

Debrief, how do you ration the bosoms for the "whole boys" without cheating any or get summoned to WHO court for not being a good mother/wife?

I need tips.
My dear I don talk am say make dem pity me remain the boooby small oh, the vengeance with which debrief boys dey take hammer that thing ehnnn
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 6:08pm On Aug 23, 2012
Me join the cabal?, I don't meet the requirements of having multiple IDs oh.
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by ronkebp(f): 6:12pm On Aug 23, 2012
^^^^^^I only have 1 i.d.....can't do more than 1....
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 6:27pm On Aug 23, 2012
Ronke sorry to say this but you are not a cabal member, oga richy's definition of the cabal : a woman on nairaland that has more than 1 Id that she uses to communicate back and forth with Herself to lure unsuspecting nairalanders to share her feminist views.
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by ronkebp(f): 6:31pm On Aug 23, 2012
Oh really? too bad for all "dem definitions".....i am number 2 on that list.....no. number 3......if you want to go and have as many ids' to join, please feel free grin grin grin we are a lovely group of "stubborn women".
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 6:32pm On Aug 23, 2012
Congrats to Master Chaircover and Madam Chaircover too.
My son is writing his SSCE exams next year,and am hoping to hear such good news.
@All, no I am not coming back under any guise. It was a one year project for me,so expect my final thread in the next few days.
I am gonna post it in the family section, I just hope the mods would not push it to the diary section because it will contain a lot of my evil thoughts.
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 6:42pm On Aug 23, 2012
Oga richy u old well o! My sisters got their own results with held , cos according to waec the school didn't register enough candidates to become a centre. School says they have paid the fine, I just pray it gets released soon.
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 6:56pm On Aug 23, 2012
Oh my God! We hv parents in dis section??!!!

*Runs away*

Jeez! too many old ppl!
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 7:53pm On Aug 23, 2012
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 7:58pm On Aug 23, 2012
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 8:28pm On Aug 23, 2012
Thank you Chaircover, we'll keep on praying

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