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Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 4:21pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Congrats chaircover, that's a very good result. Btw this thread is funny o! |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 4:31pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
chaircover: As most of the cabalites are here on this thread I will like to share sonme good news with you all. You are all like family to me now and some of us like Jenny have come along for about 4 or 5 years now.Mama Superior, congrats oh, Glory to God in the highest. Make me too see this kain day oh Ha mummy Superior, How many years the boy suck boobbbyyy? Am sure e reach four years because them talk say if they no suck booobbby till them get grey hair they no dey pass exam |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 4:33pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
jennykadry: Abeg let me hiaaa word. Instead of mother superior to tell us now that she wants to give the final speech, she is busy finding fault in every single one of usJenny I taya oh, this one hard that one soft, Mummy superior don dey old self, we should have a meeting a do a coup oh. Haba na, so all the cabals no dey good enuf for one speech |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 4:37pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by dayokanu(m): 4:47pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
chaircover: As most of the cabalites are here on this thread I will like to share sonme good news with you all. You are all like family to me now and some of us like Jenny have come along for about 4 or 5 years now. And you forgot to give tribute to me the e-father. Omo ti Ekun ba bi Ekun ni o ma jo. The son of a tiger always take after the tiger. Send him to me for some time so I can teach him other things he wont be taught in school |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 4:50pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by EfemenaXY: 4:52pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
dayokanu: Lol @ e-father! CC those tips are handy o! Thanks for sharing I'll be doing the same with his Ipod and WII games (abi wetin dem dey call all these latest electronic games sef?) |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by dayokanu(m): 4:54pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
chaircover: ^^^ you want to teach my boy how to write a pre-nuptial abi Egg-saktly. I go teach am how to design his signature to any gold, silver or bronze digger cant forge it Me wey teach am how to ace his GCSE can surely teach him every other thing in Life. |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 4:58pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Ok here is a sample of my half written speech, tell me if you like Mother superior so I can complete it and believe I cried whilst typing it. Give me this Job CC, I deserve it Dear Poppa Richy There is a time for everything: a time to laugh, a time to cry,a time to rejoice, a time to sleep, a time to sh@g, a time to victoria secret, a time to wear a nice cologne, a time to pamper a man and a time to beg him to stop cheating. Though they said there is time for only one thing at a time, I believe there is time for atleast 2-3 things at a time and this time right here is the time to "rejoice, cry(tears of joy) and a time to laugh and say to my reflection in the mirror-Good riddance to bad yeye. You have been a major contributor on this forum and I must say you should be proud of yourself because you deserve a gold medal whilst standing next to your runner up-Mr Cork. May this day be remembered as the day a nairalander made Jenny Kadry the heartless Biatch cry a river(of Joy). The day I would go hunt for kangaroo and take it to my church for thanksgiving, The day that kpekus has become even most enjoyable for me. The day that I cry(for joy) whilst kpeksuing leaving my husband with the impression that his kpekusing style is the reason for my tears. The day all women on this forum will come together and cry out -"Someone pop open the freaking Moet & Chandon"............... |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by ronkebp(f): 5:13pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
chaircover: As most of the cabalites are here on this thread I will like to share sonme good news with you all. You are all like family to me now and some of us like Jenny have come along for about 4 or 5 years now. Wow!!! Congratulations!!!!!! Am so happy for you and your son...he will be so happy and proud of himself....please "declare plenty-plenty for him oooo" he has done well. |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by SisiKill1: 5:16pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
@ CC Please don't let Dayo anywhere near our Aburo oh. . .all he will teach him is how to assess Ikebe Super Asses!! jennykadry: Ok here is a sample of my half written speech, tell me if you like Mother superior so I can complete it and believe I cried whilst typing it. Give me this Job CC, I deserve it |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by ronkebp(f): 5:17pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
jennykadry: Ok here is a sample of my half written speech, tell me if you like Mother superior so I can complete it and believe I cried whilst typing it. Give me this Job CC, I deserve it Pawwwww!!!!!! breaking the bottle while popping it.....lol..... you are krazy!!!!! and you think Papa Richy....is leaving? He will leave as Richy and sign in as a guest. |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by SisiKill1: 5:22pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
POP CHAMPAGNE!!! [flash=560.315] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAQx7wSetIc?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0[/img] |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by ifyalways(f): 5:24pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Congrats CC on your boy's success. Debrief, how do you ration the bosoms for the "whole boys" without cheating any or get summoned to WHO court for not being a good mother/wife? I need tips. |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 5:26pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by oluite(f): 5:32pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
^^ You can say that again.I laughed till i had tears,in between had to double check gender.Chei!! Congrats on your son's fantastic result,he will continually bring you Joy.Amen. |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 5:37pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Sisi_Kill: POP CHAMPAGNE!!! That's right sis....... Throw your hands up everyone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abaYGaKxnGk |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 5:40pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLQl3WQQoQ0 To Richy.......Never mind, I'll find someone like you..... I wish nothing but the best for youuuuuuuuuu too Don't forget me, I beg Sometimes it hurts on nairaland and sometimes it brings me joy(like now)..... Sing chorus 2x |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 5:43pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
chaircover: This is the day I have laughed the most on NL. You are all crazy. Come on nowwww. Richy is a man of his words. |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 5:43pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 5:49pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
TCD: Much ado about nothing. Giving yourself heartache because of irrelevant birthday. I don't get it, What's so special about that day sef, is it not just like every other day? |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 5:49pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
ifyalways: Congrats CC on your boy's success.My dear I don talk am say make dem pity me remain the boooby small oh, the vengeance with which debrief boys dey take hammer that thing ehnnn |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 6:08pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Me join the cabal?, I don't meet the requirements of having multiple IDs oh. |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by ronkebp(f): 6:12pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
^^^^^^I only have 1 i.d.....can't do more than 1.... |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 6:27pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Ronke sorry to say this but you are not a cabal member, oga richy's definition of the cabal : a woman on nairaland that has more than 1 Id that she uses to communicate back and forth with Herself to lure unsuspecting nairalanders to share her feminist views. |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by ronkebp(f): 6:31pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Oh really? too bad for all "dem definitions".....i am number 2 on that list.....no. number 3......if you want to go and have as many ids' to join, please feel free we are a lovely group of "stubborn women". |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 6:32pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Congrats to Master Chaircover and Madam Chaircover too. My son is writing his SSCE exams next year,and am hoping to hear such good news. @All, no I am not coming back under any guise. It was a one year project for me,so expect my final thread in the next few days. I am gonna post it in the family section, I just hope the mods would not push it to the diary section because it will contain a lot of my evil thoughts. |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 6:42pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Oga richy u old well o! My sisters got their own results with held , cos according to waec the school didn't register enough candidates to become a centre. School says they have paid the fine, I just pray it gets released soon. |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 6:56pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Oh my God! We hv parents in dis section??!!! *Runs away* Jeez! too many old ppl! |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 7:53pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 7:58pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 8:28pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Thank you Chaircover, we'll keep on praying |
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