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Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 8:28am On Aug 22, 2012
@johndoe,
i see you,bro.
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 8:31am On Aug 22, 2012
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by EfemenaXY: 8:52am On Aug 22, 2012
Never a dull moment on nland, I'll say cheesy

Richvkunt: ^
Wow,all this analysis for moi?
The freaks certainly come out at night.
Lol @ the usual suspects.
Cc why are you so scared of me?
Is it because I speak the truth that is actually gnawing at the back of the mind of every feminist concerning their marriages?
@Jennykadry,I can see you are on your job,hating hard as usual.
In reality chaircover,you know I have you and every little member of your cabal wrapped around my little finger and can cox a response out of you any time I want to.
Compare myself to Dayo or anyone on this forum? You have got to be kidding me.
I think I might just leave the family section for you chaircover,so that you can brow beat all these insecure women in to leaving their marriages since they all lack self esteem according to you.
Cc, dont you think this forum would be a boring place if everyone agreed with your infantile logic all the time?
Thank God some of us have minds of our own and use them.

Awww... Don't go naw!!

Who else can provide us with upside-down logic?? Thing is, I still don't get what your advice is to the @poster. Apart from her divorcing her hubby? grin grin grin
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 8:55am On Aug 22, 2012
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 8:55am On Aug 22, 2012
^
Any one with sense should be able to see that moremi was one of the internet feminists disguised as a man. Stop pretending you were not in the know.
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 9:02am On Aug 22, 2012
Efemena_xy: Never a dull moment on nland, I'll say cheesy



Awww... Don't go naw!!

Who else can provide us with upside-down logic?? Thing is, I still don't get what your advice is to the @poster. Apart from her divorcing her hubby? grin grin grin

Aww,the newly initiated,trying to earn her stripes.
I know its hard to be a foot soldier running all those errands for your captains,but I do not think the errands should confuse and dull your comprehension of English.
Jennykadry wannabe.
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 9:06am On Aug 22, 2012
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Johndoe100(m): 9:14am On Aug 22, 2012
chaircover: grin grin grin grin grin grin Dont know which one is the funnier post JD's or Richy's

JD we dey ooooooooo! and we seem to be increasing by the day. Its just that we have lost Moremi our only male member but intel has it that Moremi is actually F**R in disguise lipsrsealed

No problem, it's back to the trenches then. Just one thing who is this "F**R"? Pray do tell.

@Efemena_xy
You too want to join cabal? You get liver for that? Okay oh!!
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 9:14am On Aug 22, 2012
chaircover:

These your conspiracy theories sef. First it was JK now its Moremi. Well since you are so good at this, Abeg who killed Diana lipsrsealed

Goggle Dianas death to get your answer.
Jennykadry has over 100 user names,you should know that after all you are her boss.
By the way I am serious about leaving the family section for you and your cabal,hope you are happy now?
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Johndoe100(m): 9:17am On Aug 22, 2012
Richvkunt: ^
Any one with sense should be able to see that moremi was one of the internet feminists disguised as a man. Stop pretending you were not in the know.

Who do you think was behind the mask. She was / is one annoying daughter of a biatch.
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 9:23am On Aug 22, 2012
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 9:33am On Aug 22, 2012
Johndoe100:

Who do you think was behind the mask. She was / is one annoying daughter of a biatch.


She is actually a very respected poster on the family section. You can guess it is not so difficult.
She did not want to soil her Miss goody goody image,so she created moremi.
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 9:39am On Aug 22, 2012
chaircover:

Noooooooooooo you cant!!!!!!!. Your work is not yet complete tongue grin

JD you snooze you loose, so back to the drawing board for you. BTW what is your association called or should we just call you the anti-cabal lipsrsealed cheesy

Anyway Try and lobby a few more members to your side and we can have a yearly sports day or sumfin. Cabalites 10 goals to 0 for the anti-cabalites grin

Lol
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by EfemenaXY: 10:45am On Aug 22, 2012
Richvkunt:

Aww,the newly initiated,trying to earn her stripes.
I know its hard to be a foot soldier running all those errands for your captains,but I do not think the errands should confuse and dull your comprehension of English.
Jennykadry wannabe.

Alpha male wannabe. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Make you jejely ask beg Sagamite / Coogar / iragbijile help you find your lost identity

Fela don talk your own finish. You be unknown soldier. grin grin grin
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by ronkebp(f): 2:14pm On Aug 22, 2012
Lol...at thread, Jenny you are crazy....grin grin grin grin, me too want to buy ogbono and okro ooooo cheesy cheesy :

@CC we are everly behind you.....we are dancing kaba-kaba...doing kaba-kaba...shaking everything infront of Richyvkunt....

@Johndoe....you will be alright!!!!

@Efemena...lol at Jenny wannabe......don't mind grandpa!!!!!
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 4:21pm On Aug 22, 2012
Sisi_Kill:
Daaaaaaamn!! See, THIS right here is why we have to get married!!

Seriously speaking, do you know there are couples who have been married for donkey years who don't know half of what is there to know about their spouses? Yet look at you. . .not even married and you know me inside out.

I'd be silly to let a prize like you slip through my fingers! Hellz Nah!!!!

You are now officially the only [b]coc-k[/b]roach in my [b]cu-m[/b]board!!



Lmfao!! cheesy cheesy

i just could not resist embarassed embarassed cheesy
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by dayokanu(m): 5:09pm On Aug 22, 2012
ronkebp: Lol...at thread, Jenny you are crazy....grin grin grin grin, me too want to buy ogbono and okro ooooo cheesy cheesy :

@CC we are everly behind you.....we are dancing kaba-kaba...doing kaba-kaba...shaking everything infront of Richyvkunt....

@Johndoe....you will be alright!!!!

@Efemena...lol at Jenny wannabe......don't mind grandpa!!!!!


Iwo o mo ju ijo lo ni ti e. Dem use dance do you? Any chance to shake something thats not there :8
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by ronkebp(f): 5:15pm On Aug 22, 2012
dayokanu:

Iwo o mo ju ijo lo ni ti e. Dem use dance do you? Any chance to shake something thats not there :8

You wan try....? mo fe jo kpa ni ( wan dance die)......i can shake the waist...ginger the swagger!!! shake the butts...and dance to the rythm on any....th..i..n.g.....wink wink wink
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 6:01pm On Aug 22, 2012
ronkebp:

You wan try....? mo fe jo kpa ni ( wan dance die)......i can shake the waist...ginger the swagger!!! shake the butts...and dance to the rythm on any....th..i..n.g.....wink wink wink

Do you also know how to do the jigida dance?
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by SisiKill1: 6:17pm On Aug 22, 2012
oyb:

i just could not resist embarassed embarassed cheesy
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! You can't prove I did it! cool



@ Ronkebp
Pastor Mrs. . .The dancer, please carry that ya Ikeba away from Richy ooh! Ahn, Ahn, since I mentioned I couldn't dance if my life depended on it, all these Ikeba Super Dancers have tried to lure Richy away from me with their dance moves! So much for together loving in the Cabal angry angry

Mother Superior I can't believe you sat back and watched Ronke dance in Richy's face!! cry cry

@ All
Y'all I wanna apologize on behalf of my one and only Richy. I bet some of you were reading his posts and scratching your head wondering where the logic is in his claim that one of the prominent members of our so called cabal, not wanting to soil her good name. . .as a cabalite, created another ID to become. . .errr. . .a prominent Cabalite.

Sorry guys, this is what happens when you feed someone too much popcorn!! To avoid future incidence such as this, I have enrolled myself in a cooking class. I swear by the time I am done, the head chef of the best restaurant in the world won't have anything on me! I may not know how to dance but by josh. . Amma learn how to cook.

What do you think about that now. . .Mrs. Ikebe Super, Mrs. Danceology??

Yeah, that's what I thought! cool cool
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by FJCRUISER: 7:02pm On Aug 22, 2012
I hope ur demands on him r not too much. Cos if there r he would/ could put up a stunt dat he forgot. But if not , it could pressure frm work , it does happen sometimes . So pls forgive him , he ll make amends next yr.
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by ronkebp(f): 7:35pm On Aug 22, 2012
Richvkunt:

Do you also know how to do the jigida dance?

All of the above......
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by ronkebp(f): 7:36pm On Aug 22, 2012
Sisi_Kill:
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! You can't prove I did it! cool



@ Ronkebp
Pastor Mrs. . .The dancer, please carry that ya Ikeba away from Richy ooh! Ahn, Ahn, since I mentioned I couldn't dance if my life depended on it, all these Ikeba Super Dancers have tried to lure Richy away from me with their dance moves! So much for together loving in the Cabal angry angry

Mother Superior I can't believe you sat back and watched Ronke dance in Richy's face!! cry cry

@ All
Y'all I wanna apologize on behalf of my one and only Richy. I bet some of you were reading his posts and scratching your head wondering where the logic is in his claim that one of the prominent members of our so called cabalites, not wanting to soil her good name. . .as a cabalite, created another ID to become. . .errr. . .a prominent Cabalite.

Sorry guys, this is what happens when you feed someone too much popcorn!! To avoid future incidence such as this, I have enrolled myself in a cooking class. I swear by the time I am done, the head chef of the best restaurant in the world won't have anything on me! I may not know how to dance but by josh. . Amma learn how to cook.

What do you think about that now. . .Mrs. Ikebe Super, Mrs. Danceology??

Yeah, that's what I thought! cool cool
No vex dear..trying to test his man-hood on your behalf wink wink
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by SisiKill1: 9:54pm On Aug 22, 2012
Hey Hey. . .Richy's manhood or. . .err. . .lack thereof is my business and my business alone!

So you berra get the stepping *Snaps fingers and rolls head around (not the warapa kind. . .Ghetto Black woman kind*
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by EfemenaXY: 9:56pm On Aug 22, 2012
Lol! Richy don suffer, nor be small thing. grin grin grin
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by SisiKill1: 10:03pm On Aug 22, 2012
Indeed it isn't. . . ifyounowarramean wink
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 10:46pm On Aug 22, 2012
All I can say is that these women have no lifes without brother richy. I wonder how they will cope without me when I leave the family section. It will be so empty withoui me.
@Ronke, Can you do the open and close dance?
@Sisi,Wait till the missing moremi dramatically appears soon,then maybe mt point would not be illogical.
@Efe,be careful what you wish for.
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by EfemenaXY: 11:44pm On Aug 22, 2012
Richvkunt: All I can say is that these women have no lifes without brother richy. I wonder how they will cope without me when I leave the family section. It will be so empty withoui me.
@Ronke, Can you do the open and close dance?
@Sisi,Wait till the missing moremi dramatically appears soon,then maybe mt point would not be illogical.
@Efe,be careful what you wish for.

Did I make a wish? Where? When? I'm not aware I made one!

Dearest Richy, I don talk am finish say you dey reason upside down!! grin grin
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Genius100: 12:42am On Aug 23, 2012
Richy, you whine too much abeg. Talk wetin you wan talk and leave the cabal to talk their own... What's with all the long tin?
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by ronkebp(f): 3:13am On Aug 23, 2012
Richvkunt: All I can say is that these women have no lifes without brother richy. I wonder how they will cope without me when I leave the family section. It will be so empty withoui me.
@Ronke, Can you do the open and close dance?
@Sisi,Wait till the missing moremi dramatically appears soon,then maybe mt point would not be illogical.
@Efe,be careful what you wish for.
Upgrade man!!!! and stop living in the caves, in what year....open and close ko!!!!! grin grin grin
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by EfemenaXY: 4:28am On Aug 23, 2012
Aunty, sleep nor dey catch you ni? cheesy cheesy
Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by Nobody: 5:15am On Aug 23, 2012
Genius100: Richy, you whine too much abeg. Talk wetin you wan talk and leave the cabal to talk their own... What's with all the long tin?
grin

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