oliverano:


If only Lavia was fit, Chelsea would've been top of the table.

😂😂😂😂😂. Wetin be dis!!!

Jen96:
So Ceec cooked for everyone except Baye 😭😭😭😭😭

Ceec abi na Cynthia is a bitter old hag. Too problematic being

Bluntguy:
I don't know if I am posting on the right segment, but let me tell my story.

Years ago my sister had a friend whose family had a very wicked German shepherd called Kingo. The dog was always chained in the daytime and unleashed only at night. My sister was always visiting her friend and I never knew she had become friends with Kingo..

One day we came back from school and my sister wanted to go see her friend. I was on my own jeje o. She said I should accompany her and I refused o but she insisted and said that Kingo was in chains. My people na so I take follow my sis go that house. The moment my sister entered that house and I followed, lo and behold I came face to face with Kingo and the idiot came right at me. I turned and ran 100 meters in four seconds. My sister and her friend were calling me not to run but whoosai.

My street was always a very busy street but I forgot and crossed the road without minding if cars were coming. As I was running, Kingo's tongue was touching my legs. After crossing the road I still cannot explain how I managed to jump the big gutter in front of my house without landing inside it. It was after I jumped the gutter that the dog turned from chasing me and returned to their house. I didn't come out of our house for the next few days and didn't even talk to my sister for another one week.

Do you need to be told that I never passed in front of my sister's friend's house until the day they packed out of our street after about a year. I thank God for saving my life that day.
Tell us your near death experience. Happy Sunday everyone!

.. Osundu!! A Run! For Life.

TheDoc:
Kindly advice which one I should go for between Samsung galaxy S20+ and brand new Samsung galaxy A34, PLS.
Thanks alot

If you decide and pick the SAMSUNG A34
I have a brand new one for sale
Everything intact

Donaldoni:


Are you ret*rded What is the relationship between Exxon Mobil and Deloitte

Sorry sir your mother is a ret*Rd if I'm correct.

Bola Ahmed is a cocaine sniffing chimpanzee without identity

[b]The situation in Kosovo and Metohija is critical

At night, shooting was heard in Kosovo, the “Kosovo police” stated that one “policeman” was killed near Leposavic, and several more were wounded. The attackers, naturally, were Serbs from “criminal structures”.

It is reported that the brave “police” tried to stop two Serbian trucks with “contraband”, after which a shootout began.

According to some reports, shooting was heard in the morning.

The “President of Kosovo” claims that in the north of Kosovo there are “people in uniform and in armored vehicles”

KFOR has also activated and is occupying positions in the north of the region.

Checkpoints Jarinje and Brnjak are closed.

On the Mitrovica-Leposavić road there are a lot of militants and “peacekeepers” who check the few cars on the road.

The Serbs do not confirm the shooting, much less the killing of the “policeman.” Therefore, the Albanians will use these “incidents” for provocation in order to legalize the use of force and the presence of “special forces” and the “army” in the north of the region.

Let me remind you that the West and Türkiye are actively arming the militants. Yesterday their ranks were joined by 300 people, graduates of the “military academy.” If we remember that in October a Turkish general will lead KFOR, we can expect an armed conflict.[/b]

Cooldowntemper:


I'm seeing this for the first time in my entire life

CNN interview will cause him “severe, irreparable harm” No be juju be that?

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Goodman2023:
No where in the bible where the word "bible is found" ...but the bible made reference to the holy book...which is translated to mean the bible...


In the Quran, no where is Allahu Akbar found. It is an Islamic phrase, called Takbir in Arabic, meaning "Allah is greater" or "Allah is [the] greatest".

So will I be stupid enough to dress like a pastor and put out a challenge to the muslims to tell me where "Allahu Akbar " is found in the Quran ?


If I was a muslim, and I want to be controversial and make them talk about me, I will dress like a pastor and throw a challenge about the Quran...yes, I will surely trend for that period either for good or bad, so I blame those who will buy into this attention seeking reno.


Not interested in the challenge, because of the
intention of Reno behind the so called challenge.

Peter Obi and his supporters are really living rent free in the head of Reno...this challenge is to push some of peter obi supporters who still follow Reno on social media to type nonsense...because Reno omokri knows how to manipulate them.

Reno just want to be talked about...wearing a traditional emirates clothes and talking about the bible on a Sunday morning is just to make people criticize him and in the process, they all end up talking about Reno...


Lastly, Reno don't have $100,000 to give in the first place...all the monies stolen during the Jonathan's regime have been used to survived during all his stay in exile... though Reno is now on the payroll of Tinubu, I bet you he cannot afford to give away $100,000...

Allahu Akbar is mentioned in Suratul Ankabut 29 Vs 45. Besides, acts of worships that were not detailed in the Quran were expatiated by the Prophet in the Sunnah (Hadith).

If you don't have answer to Pastor Reno's question, kindly keep quiet and stop 'explaining' .

Wealthoptulent:
Labour land

Mumu

Everyone should keep quiet.
Arsenal is playing very well, we have not lost any match this season. Do you think it is easy to play this good Tottenham team?

In Arteta we trust.
Mancity is not too good this season, and Rodri just collected red card and will missed our match with mancity alongside debruyne, stones, and Silva. Arsenal will surely win this mancity in that match and I believe that this season arsenal will win premier league, we are currently unbeaten in the league and we will catch up with mancity soon.

Though we no win today match, the main thing is that we no loose the match which is a very good sign for us arsenal fans.

Up Gunners

Whosoever accused her wrongly should be dealt with. It's ridiculous that she was being beaten when there was no evidence that the child was with her. They should have gone to the Police Station if necessary.
I pray that she heals well.

Sense dey for that talk

Donaldoni:
So pigs....... think a whole Exxon Mobil can employ a man without a verifying his academic records

All hail pigs........!

No be pig pregnant your foul smelling mama with caustic liquid guzzling from her Toto?

Courz:


See me see wahala! Everything is in their website. They have been teaching them for years that only JWs will be in God's kingdom while the rest of Christians will be destroyed. Why is the Idiot denying it? Because he is an Apostate and he is ashamed of their doctrines. They planned to lie in this thread but their plan failed.

My dear leave this wicked souls that teach that only their church members will go to heaven. But jesus said nobody knows only God

PrinceOfLagos:
After deceiving some Nigerians into voting for the world most useless president, nifemi olaitan is now crying because he could no longer afford gas at N1200 per KG..


https://twitter.com/Olayinkajoy53/status/1705291970854146485?t=hP9JbRrMyfWRPF-31mvkUw&s=19

Nlfpmod

Yoruba's, are terrible bigots. They support evil because it is dressed in Yoruba attire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqYdBHS2syo?si=r1qPUorvaLhYzxnh

oteneaaron:


So why call him a liar then?

If he is a liar, prove it.

He never reason am reach that extent that. Since you say someone is lying like he said the burden of proof is on him.

The few conversation I had with him a while ago shows attributes of Jehovah's Witnesses that we are too familiar with....

1.Back and forth thinking

2. Contradicting their own words within space of minutes

AntiTerrorist:
He was even a drug baron during the time. How can a drug lord have the enough time to read and graduate with first-class?

🤷

Zihno:



Why? Our ship must sail!!!!

Adenita to the world!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Certified mad man, good afternoon!!!🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

Una go explain taya.

andrewbaba44:


It makes her feel happy

Even her fave that was evicted last week have been quiet ,it’s her fave that’s making her to call pere abuser

Whatever makes her sleep well at night

And mind you ,nobody takes her serious here 😁

Yeah I noticed Alex has been quiet. It's important to always support with your head and not with your heart. I pray God helps her.

Men crushing on men, gayish things on nairaland...

LUKE 22:36-38

JasonNOTStatham:

An eye for an eye would throw everything in chaos but, there must be something that says "keep off" don't dare us.

This write up is the best I have read from nairaland ..Akudaya made my day ...i can't stop laughing.

richidinho:
Time for Sanwolu to go

Man is a terrible bad influence on the youth


Picture: If you know you know

Both of them are still innocent until proven guilty

good that Chelsea fans booed the stupid coach and team off the pitch. next is stoning, pochetino must be stoned if by next match he plays this nonsense formation and wrong players again. boehly has bought him everything, he has no excuse. although boehly is stupid, he doesn't coach the team, the stupid pochetino does and he should be getting ready for sack.

fitzmayowa:



Are you sure though Because if that's the case one of them would have said something now or maybe they didn't notice.....

tune in now

YNWA.